misspelling of names

[Bentley Bullet]

DU
It's not very often you'll find an unintentional misspelling from Bentley Bullshit.

[Bentley Bullet]

Bugger, I mean Bullet!

[Dutch Uncle]

Sorry just couldn't resist the old joke ...... Syntax is what prostitutes pay on their earnings ........ resulting in hormones ........

[Nudga]

People often spell my name Criss, that pisses me right off.

[Filo]

People often spell my name Criss, that pisses me right off.

Ok Christine it is then

[Nudga]

f**k off Davina

[Donnywolf]

The worst of the lot is 'have' spelt 'of'.....'Should of '....Rate gets on my tits.

Me too !!! Hell that really winds me up - but I may have mentioned it once or twice on here already ... along with Here Here , Swinging a Leg & Towing the line

[neil grainger]

Grangerover

Should be GraingerRover to be precise....   !!

[neil grainger]

Good job this is not about grammar generally, otherwise I would of got well annoyed....

[BillyStubbsTears]

It's the failure to use the possessive pronoun with a gerund that really gets me f**king incandescent.

[neil grainger]

My 6-year-old daughter brought a reading book home from school yesterday entitled "Miss Dose the Doctors' Daughter".
I was about to kick off but upon flicking through the book I realised BOTH parents did indeed belong to the medical profession...

[DRNaith]

Kitson

[RedRover45]

How about the miss saying Of names

Next time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.

Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone
Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public bar
Somewhere .

 "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"

sit back and enjoy

The old ones are always the best eh Oslo?

And they probably won't fall for that one these days. 

But you could ask for Eric Hunt.

Or his brother Isaac Hunt....

[BillyStubbsTears]

Or his gay distant relative, Isaac Dicks.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Oh, lads and lasses. Look what I've found. Possibly the entire reason why God invented the human race was just so it could eventually write THIS book to make him titter when he'd had a cack day.

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=n4c5AwAAQBAJ&pg=PT142&lpg=PT142&dq=isaac+dicks&source=bl&ots=jmSB8k3OVq&sig=KZ7r4F8pI8mOdgC6WGRg5hJpgOo&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Pw55VIq8L5LYap62goAD&ved=0CDYQ6AEwCQ

Isaac Mycock! Genius!

[RobTheRover]

Just scroll down a touch and you get Isabel Ender!

I think I've just imploded.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Rob
Keep looking.

American women called Basha Bollock and Jennie Talia.

Chinese bloke called Ah f***

I'm assuming these are all fictional but I've just cacked myself laughing at them.

[RobTheRover]

Been chuckling for the past 10 minutes.

That, and the new Star Wars trailer coming out today have really put me in a good mood.

[not on facebook]

How about the miss saying Of names

Next time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.

Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone
Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public bar
Somewhere .

 "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"

sit back and enjoy

The old ones are always the best eh Oslo?

And they probably won't fall for that one these days. 

But you could ask for Eric Hunt.

Or his brother Isaac Hunt....

Or the welsh gay

IVOR hardyone

[Bentley Bullet]

A bloke called Hugh Jarse works at our place.