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BillyStubbsTears

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Twitter
« on May 22, 2015, 11:02:01 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Never use it actively. I signed up for it 5 years back because I'd seen a big f**k off meteor and the only way of reporting the details to a meteor watch web site was via Twitter. Never posted since.

There's clearly a "Can we work out what demographic this Stubbs-Tears character belongs to" algorithm working hard at Twitter-Central. Every Friday night I get a "Here are some people on Twitter that we think you might like" e-mail.

Last week it was Gary Barlow, Simon Cowell and and Joey Essex. This week it is Gary Lineker, Cheryl Cole and Alan Carr.

How the f**k do they know me so well? It's scary!



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IC1967

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #1 on May 23, 2015, 01:45:34 am by IC1967 »
It's because you're about as intelligent as Joey Essex.

RobTheRover

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #2 on May 23, 2015, 02:05:52 am by RobTheRover »
Mick, who does Twitter reckon you should follow?

I'm going for John Craven, Felicity Kendall and Pol Pot

Iberian Red

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #3 on May 23, 2015, 08:35:37 am by Iberian Red »
Good suggestions Rob.
 I'll go with Jackanory, Fox News and Peter Tatchell

Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #4 on May 23, 2015, 09:27:40 am by Glyn_Wigley »
I think they're Russell Brand, Baron Munchausen and himself.

Filo

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #5 on May 23, 2015, 09:30:31 am by Filo »
Mick, who does Twitter reckon you should follow?

I'm going for John Craven, Felicity Kendall and Pol Pot


Bungle, Zippy and George :)

Yargo

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #6 on May 23, 2015, 10:15:52 am by Yargo »
I once got @JihadistJoe,@FredBoycott and @EricPickles  for some reason but i think the last one must've been a parody account

IC1967

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #7 on May 23, 2015, 11:49:07 am by IC1967 »


I got Daniel Hannan, Douglas Carswell and Brad Pitt.

GazLaz

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #8 on May 23, 2015, 12:22:08 pm by GazLaz »
I just thought Twitter was the bit between a tw@t and a $hitter!

RobTheRover

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #9 on May 23, 2015, 12:42:46 pm by RobTheRover »
That's Biffin's Bridge, Gaz

Nudga

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #10 on May 23, 2015, 01:07:35 pm by Nudga »
Or The Gooch.

GazLaz

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #11 on May 23, 2015, 03:15:09 pm by GazLaz »
It doesn't surprise me that you two reprobates are straight in there with the replies!

Iberian Red

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #12 on May 23, 2015, 07:34:47 pm by Iberian Red »
I've never noticed the difference.

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #13 on May 28, 2015, 11:09:36 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Coming in thick and fast this week.

Twitters suggestions for folk that Stubbs-Tears might be interested in.

Olly Murs
Ant & Dec
Keith Lemon
Michelle Keegan
Joey Barton
James Corden
and Fearne Cotton.

Basically, they are using a "pick the name of a random talentless Kitson" machine aren't they?

GM-MarkB

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #14 on May 29, 2015, 04:21:57 am by GM-MarkB »
Are you seriously telling me you wouldn't follow Michelle Keegan...............

 

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