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Bentley Bullet

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I've had a dream
« on August 11, 2015, 12:29:11 am by Bentley Bullet »
Dead vivid it was.

I was in Rhino's in Bentley following Fridays fantastic 3-1 Rovers victory over L**ds, when a big, fat, bald headed drunken bloke with a L**ds top on came up to me. He was very challenging, but being the type who likes a challenge, I decided to bite the bullet, before he did!

It was obvious he'd watched the game in the pub, because of his crimson beer sodden face which made him look like he'd been apple bobbin in a chip pan. It wasn't long before I realised there was more brains on the rippers hammer than in his head. He told me that not many people argued with him since  he'd learned to fight at the local tractor factory before it shut down. My comment that he'd been 'case hardened' went straight over his inebriated head. (thankfully!)

He asked me if I ever went on Facebook. "Yes, In fact I'm considered a bit of a 'face' on Facebook. I bet you're regarded similarly........ on Twitter, aren't you" I asked, thinking surely he's not bright enough to understand the remark.........He wasn't, thank god!

There was a pause in the conversation when the barman was giving the quiz answers out on the microphone.
"The English lighthouse keeper's daughter, famed for participating in the rescue of survivors from the shipwrecked Forfarshire in 1838, was......... Grace Darling".

On hearing this the L**ds fan said "How the F*ck can a grey starling rescue people"?

Next thing he staggered out of the pub. suddenly there was a rumpus outside. A few moments later someone came running in and  said  "can I use your phone? There's been an accident.  That  L**ds fan who just staggered out of the pub has tripped and  gone flying, banging his head on the pavement. He's rolling over in agony". I said "what's wrong with your own phone?  He said "the cameras shite on mine"!

Soon he got up, and staggered off towards the Bay 'oss to finish off!

So all was well....None more so that Rovers Andy Williams, who got a brace, and Copps, who got the third.

Rovers 3 L**ds utd !




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PDX_Rover

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #1 on August 11, 2015, 12:36:44 am by PDX_Rover »
Nice one BB. Dead funny that was.

newyankee

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #2 on August 11, 2015, 01:29:53 am by newyankee »
Mark see the thread about Thursday's game being live on TV. 11.30 am Pacific for you in San Fran, also a re-run at 8 pm your time.

PDX_Rover

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #3 on August 11, 2015, 06:37:42 am by PDX_Rover »
Cheers Derek. Not sure Comcast will be showing it? If not I'll find an online stream. Mum and step dad are here so extra fun!

drfchound

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #4 on August 11, 2015, 08:48:14 am by drfchound »
LOL at that post BB.
Love the grey starling line.

andy didcott

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #5 on August 11, 2015, 09:04:24 am by andy didcott »
Nice one, made me chuckle.
Don't go to the game on Friday tho bb, you'll have missed it.

bobjimwilly

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #6 on August 11, 2015, 09:23:45 am by bobjimwilly »
"the cameras shite on mine" - brilliant again BB!  :lol:

Jimmydee

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #7 on August 11, 2015, 12:45:43 pm by Jimmydee »
Was Williams goals a "brace darling"?

neil grainger

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #8 on August 11, 2015, 08:44:05 pm by neil grainger »
Superb BB......!

neil grainger

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #9 on August 11, 2015, 08:46:00 pm by neil grainger »
Am in Mallorca on hols at the moment....anybody know if I could get a stream of the Leeds game on the I-pad?

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eastender

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #11 on August 11, 2015, 09:05:38 pm by eastender »
It 's on Sky there's every chance that a local bar will be showing it.

les@donr

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #12 on August 11, 2015, 09:32:42 pm by les@donr »
Does anyone know if the game is being screened live here in Canada?

neil grainger

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #13 on August 12, 2015, 04:00:33 pm by neil grainger »
more chance of seeing the game here Neil if you are in Palma .

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g187463-d1976306-Reviews-Hogan_s_Sports_Bar_Restaurant-Palma_de_Mallorca_Majorca_Balearic_Islands.html

Hi Bri, hope you're ok? Thanks for the link - we're quite a long way from Palma so won't be able to take advantage of that unfortunately. Have checked our local bar but no luck. Will try searching the Internet.

Filo

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #14 on August 12, 2015, 04:07:19 pm by Filo »
Am in Mallorca on hols at the moment....anybody know if I could get a stream of the Leeds game on the I-pad?

You need to sign up to a months supscription from www.ipvanish.com, choose a UK proxy from the IP's provided, set that up as a VPN, instructions on how to do it will be sent when you sign up, providing you have a decent wifi connection and a subscription to Sky Sports you should be able to watch through SkyGo

neil grainger

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #15 on August 13, 2015, 04:43:16 pm by neil grainger »
Many thanks Filo, but I don't have a Sky subscription...
Looks like I'll be following the 'live' text on BBC website!  :(

Filo

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #16 on August 13, 2015, 04:45:39 pm by Filo »
Many thanks Filo, but I don't have a Sky subscription...
Looks like I'll be following the 'live' text on BBC website!  :(

Where abouts in majorca are you?

glosterred

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #17 on August 13, 2015, 04:48:53 pm by glosterred »
You could sign up to Twitter and follow Paul Goodwin and Liam Hoden for regular updates, if you don't already

COYR

les@donr

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Re: I've had a dream
« Reply #18 on August 13, 2015, 07:02:34 pm by les@donr »
You Tube are streaming the game live tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpXeEGwror4

 

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