Does Blair have a chant?

[Sammy Chung was King]

Blair way to Heaven

You have a point there.

[philsky]

but how come Mandeville hasnt a chat too ?

Viva Mandeville
Viva Mandeville
He'll have you in a spin
Hear the rovers sing

[NickDRFC]

He does have a chant, something along the lines of

Rhythm is a dancer
Mandeville's the answer
He can score from anywhere

Slightly off topic, any news on his availability for Saturday?

[The Red Baron]

Via Liam Hoden. Not fit for Saturday. Possibly back in contention for Crewe.

[drfchound]

Something along the lines of

Whoa, we're on our way there, whoa-oh super Marty Blair.

I'd have gone for...

Woh-ah, your full-back's scared
Woh-ah, we've got Matty Blair
Give him a chance, and he'll take it I swear
Woh-ah, super Matty Blair

Yep, that is good.

Come to think of it, not many of our players have a song do they.

[RedJ]

And then you've got Marquis who's got about five.

[drfchound]

Really?
What are the five because as a south stander I don't think I have heard five songs for him

[RedJ]

"We're all going on the piss with John Marquis", a short-lived rendition of free from desire, one that begins "when Johnny goes marching down the wing" (which I've only heard away from home and half the words only muttered by people who can barely stand), and towards the beginning of the season a couple of young lads kept trying to put his name into Nathan Tyson's, though that didn't really ever take off.

And at a push, he features in "Fergie had a dream" (which incidentally mentions none of our loanees...). So really three but arguably four and half.

[drfchound]

I have only heard the on the piss song sung to Fortune Wests name.
I know JM features in the Fergies dream song but it is usually very faint at that point in the rendition.
I have to say that you are stretching it with the others though.
Shame really because he deserves his own song.

[RedJ]

The first one is to yellow submarine so you're thinking of something different. And maybe, but the point is people have still gone to the thought of making them up/adapting them, when there's plenty of other people who could do with one.

But Blair does deserve his own, on that we're agreed.

[Red wizard]

Oh johny maquis he's a striker hes fuking class
He has a bit of swagger that defenders f**king hate
And when he scores a goal he throws a double eight.

To the tune of oh baletelli that man c sung. Thoughts?