£35M for Andy Carrol!

[Filo]

The Premier league has gone mad, no way is he worth £35M! I wonder which Liverpool player will be the first to get a crack off him!

[scuzzer]

As good as he looked last spring at the KM i couldn't have imagined this happening only 9 months later for the life of me.

The world has indeed gone crackers!

[vaya]

Are they paying per lump?

In the light of this news, players currently re-appraising their careers:

Sale, M

Campbell, C.S

[mushRTID]

I rate him, highly. I think he can be Englands no1 striker for the next 10 years. But 35m is ridiculous. Probably 10m too much in my opinion but he has a big future and will probably be a big fans favourite at Liverpool.

[JonWallsend]

Never mind that. I see Forte has signed for Southampton. Must be Adkins way of giving a bit back to Scunny.

[Shawndrfc]

Someone on twitter put paying 35million for Carroll is like paying a £10 for a freddo. made me laugh  

[MiKA]

Filo wrote:

The Premier league has gone mad, no way is he worth £35M! I wonder which Liverpool player will be the first to get a crack off him!

Gerrard I hope  

[Filo]

MiKA wrote:

Filo wrote:

The Premier league has gone mad, no way is he worth £35M! I wonder which Liverpool player will be the first to get a crack off him!

Gerrard I hope  

Or Carragher  

[RedJ]

Jamie'd hit him back

[Dagenham Rover]

I heard the Torres deal had fell through cos JT couldn't do a deal with his missus  

[Filo]

Fernando Torres, another foreign mercenary! It weren`t that long ago that he said he wouldn`t play for any other English club, because of the respect he had for Liverpool, money talks eh, Fernando! buy a decent chastity belt for your lass, John Terry will be after giving her one now, I wonder if he`s done a Spanish bird yet!  

[RedJ]

Well if he's after a massive t**t, especially a Spanish one, then maybe he could take old Nando for drinkeypoos then visit a dark alley with him ;-)

[Filo]

I wonder if he`ll play against Liverpool on Sunday? pity it weren`t at Anfield!

[RedJ]

Expect a few crunching tackles on him if he does.

[DMnumber4]

Heard it was part of Torres' transfer that he won't play at the weekend against Liverpool, but what are the reds going to do? Take him back?  

Play him.

\"Corner swung in, Torres heads goalwards only to be clattered by Carroll and Suarez saves smartly on the line.\"

[Viking Don]

JonWallsend wrote:

Never mind that. I see Forte has signed for Southampton. Must be Adkins way of giving a bit back to Scunny.

That is unbelievable, sounds like they actually paid a fee too. I bet Rickie Lambert is shitting it. I see they've replaced him with an actual player - Joe Garner has moved there on loan, the jammy t**ts!

As for Carrol - could turn out to be a bargain. Him and Suarez could be the new Rush/Dalgish, smart move from the scottish one I think. Torres' best days may be behind him with his injury problems.

[RedJ]

Viking Don wrote:

JonWallsend wrote:

Never mind that. I see Forte has signed for Southampton. Must be Adkins way of giving a bit back to Scunny.

That is unbelievable, sounds like they actually paid a fee too. I bet Rickie Lambert is shitting it. I see they've replaced him with an actual player - Joe Garner has moved there on loan, the jammy t**ts!

As for Carrol - could turn out to be a bargain. Him and Suarez could be the new Rush/Dalgish, smart move from the scottish one I think. Torres' best days may be behind him with his injury problems.

He's got mental problems as well, I hear. He went to Chelshit ;-)

[Old Popsider]

RedJ wrote:

Viking Don wrote:

JonWallsend wrote:

Never mind that. I see Forte has signed for Southampton. Must be Adkins way of giving a bit back to Scunny.

That is unbelievable, sounds like they actually paid a fee too. I bet Rickie Lambert is shitting it. I see they've replaced him with an actual player - Joe Garner has moved there on loan, the jammy t**ts!

As for Carrol - could turn out to be a bargain. Him and Suarez could be the new Rush/Dalgish, smart move from the scottish one I think. Torres' best days may be behind him with his injury problems.

He's got mental problems as well, I hear. He went to Chelshit ;-)

Maybe an £8m per year pay package had something to do with it?  

[RedJ]

Pity they're going down, I was looking forward to doing their spy in the camp feature. The journo said he'd keep me on his list too :-(

[Donnywolf]

Filo wrote:

The Premier league has gone mad, no way is he worth £35M! I wonder which Liverpool player will be the first to get a crack off him!

amazingly I found on Oddschecker recently a market for \"the first Premiership plater to be arrested in 2011\" . The world has gone mad

I will add it here later if it is still there. 2 (then) Newcastle players were in the top 2

Silly me ... Bellamy has \"won\" the race of course - even though he does not play in Prem at moment

There are odds at bottom for NEXT Player arrested

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2995/betting/2011/01/17/2309847/william-hill-punters-in-the-money-following-craig-bellamys

[Donnywolf]

Rigoglioso wrote:

As for Scunthorpe, I see Martyn Woolford has left the club too. Congratulations to them because although they are nicknamed the irons, I never thought they would hammer great big iron nails into their own relegation coffin.

mabe they has a copper BOTTOM guarantee they can loan him back