I've had a dream

[Bentley Bullet]

Dead vivid it was. I said "right I'm off", and turned towards the door. The wife said "Why are you going so early, they don't kick off for three hours, my mother's coming soon, sometimes I think you like Rovers more than her!". I said " To be honest, I like Barnsley more than her!"

 Listening to radio Sheffield in the car it was revealed that one of the Sheffield united supporters coaches had pulled up just outside Sheffield because many of the passengers have taken ill with some sort of poisoning. The company are blaming it on a new type of window cleaner they've just started using.
It was reported that the mother of one of the sick, 24 year old Mary Hooker claimed that her 11 year old son Alf, who had thrown up over his shirt was told by the driver that he would have to change attire. She said "it's disgusting that a sick lad should be made to do so, it wasn't his fault the bus had got a puncture."

Eventually the bus arrived at the Keepmoat and the Blades fans stared in wonderment at the beautiful modern new stadium.

The game kicked off and the Blades were first to attack with Kitson coming close after punching the ball goalwards with his left hand behind the refs back.

Rovers settled down and a good move by Coppinger almost let Cotterill in but he shot just wide.

Sheffield utd got a free kick just outside the area when Kitson, alone and unmarked, dived onto the ground. clutching his leg, but the following free kick went high into the stand.

There was controversy just before half time when David Syers put the ball in the net for Rovers, but after consulting the linesman, and then taking advice from Kitson, the goal was disallowed, presumably for offside.

H.T; Rovers 0 Sheff utd 0

Second half kicked off and Hume was left holding his head following a high kick from Kitson. Kitson's claim that Hume tried to bite his boot was accepted by the ref, and a free kick was awarded to Sheffield united.

After 80 minutes tbe Blades got a corner, and this resulted in Rob Jones being wrestled to the floor by Kitson. Kitson's appeal for a penalty was surprisingly refused.

It appeared that even the ref was fed up of Kitson's cheating when Rob Jones, frustrated by the ginner's antics, floored him with a left hook. The ref saw the incident but swiftly looked the other way. For the first time in the match Kitson never jumped up to appeal.........He was carried off - out cold!

Rovers began to dominate against a team minus its 'main threat', constantly battering the united goal.
Rovers finally got their reward when neat work from Coppinger found HUME, who blasted home the winner (88mins).

Final score Rovers 1 Sheff Utd 0

 

[Spud]

I must quit the cheese. I dreamt a cow tried kicking me, then when i went indoors it picked a breeze block up in it's mouth and tossed it through my front window.
I like yours better.

[Bentley Bullet]

 Did the cow have ginger hair?

[not on facebook]

Only ONE fact wrong with that Dream as copps wont start for rovers

[bobjimwilly]

Did the cow have ginger hair?

[Spud]

No but not sure i dare sleep tonight, don't put seeds in my head fgs.

[RedJ]

Have you ever thought of making a book of your dreams? They're class

[Bentley Bullet]

Have you ever thought of making a book of your dreams? They're class

It's a nice thought RedJ but I doubt there would be enough interest. If anyone thought it could benefit Rovers in any way I'd obviously like the idea.