To lighten the mood.

[DRFC-PERKINS]

Since the weather today is pants and everyone seems to be moaning about ticket prices or constant injury lists, I thought i'd make a topic for some jokes, classics or new ones, all welcome.

I'll start.

-R I P the News of the World, Into small pieces and bin it.

-Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death. Local papers say it was murder on Zidane's floor

[I-was-there1976]

What a fabulous job you did there

[DRFC-PERKINS]

Thanks.

[Bentley Bullet]

Police raided Kermit's lily pad last night and found hundreds of naked pictures of miss Piggy.

They said it was the worst case of frogs porn they'd ever seen

[jonnydog]

Since the weather today is pants and everyone seems to be moaning about ticket prices or constant injury lists, I thought i'd make a topic for some jokes, classics or new ones, all welcome.

I'll start.

-R I P the News of the World, Into small pieces and bin it.

-Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death. Local papers say it was murder on Zidane's floor

Excellent!!

[DRFC-PERKINS]

Bentley, nice muppets joke, come on guys and girls.

[RedJ]

Astronauts are set to begin training at the Keepmoat Stadium next week. Officials commented on how the lack of atmosphere would be perfect for training for the extremes of space