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Viking Chat => Viking Chat => Topic started by: BillyStubbsTears on December 02, 2015, 01:02:19 pm

Title: Kit supplier
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on December 02, 2015, 01:02:19 pm
I want...nay, I DEMAND!...that we change our suppliers to THIS company.

(http://shop.bigbazaardirect.com/sites/default/files/styles/vt_commerce_image_zoom/public/1000142028002_qced_01.JPG?itok=iXIH1dEq)

http://www.jabong.com/men/clothing/spunk/

Imagine the chants for our shirt-wearing fans:

We're covered in spunk
We're covered in spunk
We're Donny Rovers
We're covered in spunk.

A bit like me at Gresty Road when Billy P scored the winner.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: idler on December 02, 2015, 01:04:12 pm
I never saw that coming.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on December 02, 2015, 01:18:41 pm
Just dawned on me that I've got an issue with the IT officer at work, after searching for that image. Having "spunk clothing jpg" in my search history might take some explaining.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: RobTheRover on December 02, 2015, 01:21:14 pm
Anyone remember the Wedding Present had to change the title of their live video in the 80/90s to "*punk" or the record label refused to release it.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: glosterred on December 02, 2015, 01:34:48 pm
I think a lot of fans will find this hard to swallow if we changed to this supplier!

COYR
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: Dr Fundlekrotch on December 02, 2015, 01:39:34 pm
Anyone remember the Wedding Present had to change the title of their live video in the 80/90s to "*punk" or the record label refused to release it.

Bunch of wusses, giving in to the record label.  When the Rolling Stones wanted to leave London Records, they were reminded that they were obligated to produce one more single.  They promptly recorded 'C**ksucker Blues", slapped it on the A&R man's desk and said "feel free to release that last single, then"
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: Bentley Bullet on December 02, 2015, 02:41:47 pm
I doubt I'd splash out on one.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: DearneValleyRover on December 02, 2015, 02:55:14 pm
If we changed to that supplier would we get cream-pie served at the kiosks?
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: RobTheRover on December 02, 2015, 03:13:34 pm
Too far,  DVR?
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: redandwhitewizard on December 02, 2015, 05:17:16 pm
i thought the shirt looked quite sw**ky!
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: DRFC on December 02, 2015, 05:23:36 pm
I think you'd look great covered in spunk, BST.

Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: IDM on December 02, 2015, 05:41:59 pm
I think you'd look great covered in spunk, BST.



Again?
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: RedJ on December 02, 2015, 06:01:44 pm
Well this certainly isn't the thread I was expecting...
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: tommy toes on December 02, 2015, 06:06:38 pm
Think this thread's reached its climax and will go  flaccid now.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: thorneydave on December 02, 2015, 06:39:23 pm
Cum on now.....
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: Lincoln Rover on December 02, 2015, 06:48:13 pm
Think this thread is soon to reach its climax......
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: Jimmydee on December 02, 2015, 06:49:07 pm
I thought that it was '99 change hands'
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: turnbull for england on December 02, 2015, 07:00:04 pm
Buzzcocks orgasm addict as pre game music ?
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: Bentley Bullet on December 02, 2015, 07:15:33 pm
A thread on this subject can be humorous, but it does have its draw-backs.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: Nudga on December 02, 2015, 07:30:55 pm
That shirt looks expensive, I doubt that I'll be chucking my wad at that.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: scaley back rover on December 02, 2015, 08:15:36 pm
Not a bad shirt , would be a bit better if it was jizzed up a bit
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: essexrover on December 02, 2015, 09:27:22 pm
What next ? David Semen in goal......
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: Bentley Bullet on December 02, 2015, 09:38:39 pm
I'm getting one for Christmas, can't wait for Santa to come and empty his sack.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: thorneydave on December 02, 2015, 09:47:34 pm
Does it cum with a purple helmet?
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: graingrover on December 02, 2015, 09:53:58 pm
I'm not foreskin out on that kit !
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: bobjimwilly on December 02, 2015, 10:47:49 pm
cmon graingrover, that's a bit close to the boner
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: DearneValleyRover on December 02, 2015, 11:01:28 pm
Too far,  DVR?

Expectations too high RTR?
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: thorneydave on December 02, 2015, 11:04:39 pm
I'd feel a right prick in that, probably get shafted with the price but balls to it.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: nice one rovers on December 03, 2015, 12:25:47 am
What were you searching for when you found this BST? How did you come across it?
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: pigeonhole on December 03, 2015, 08:12:03 am
Will our strikers shoot down the keepers' throats? Will the goalie come off his line?
Will mdfielders slide their tackles in?
Defenders put their heads in where it hurts?

I'd say yes, if covered head to toe in spunk.
Title: Re: Kit supplier
Post by: RobTheRover on December 03, 2015, 11:57:25 am
Too far,  DVR?

Expectations too high RTR?

I'm not swallowing that.