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[Bentley Bullet]

I saw a job advertised as a "Fanny Waxers assistant". The job included; removing ladies knickers, preparing fanny for waxing and rubbing oil in after waxing. When I enquired at the job centre, they said I had to go to Cornwall. I said, "why is that where the job is"? "No", they said, "that's where the f**king back of the queue is"!