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What do you reckon to this joke. I believe it would be a good family/after dinner/non confrontational type of joke.The title of this gag is 'Your duck is dead'.....allow me to explain.I took our duck (who we called Quackers by the way) to the vets yesterday. The vet laid it on the table and listened to it's chest with his stethoscope. The vet looked at me and with a sorry face shook his headVet...'Im afraid Quackers has passed away sir'CR...'Are you sure?'.Vet...'Yes I'm sure, your duck is dead. I'm sorry'.CR....'But surely you should do more tests. He might just be in shock or a coma. There's got to be other tests'The vet rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders before walking out of the room leaving me alone with Quackers. In a short time the vet returned with a black Labrador. I stood there amazed as the Labrador stood on his hind legs and sniffed Quackers from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with big sad eyes and shook his head. 'Your Duck is dead' said the vet. He patted the Labrador on the head and took him out of the room. A short time later he walked in holding a cat. The cat jumped on the table and began sniffing Quackers all over for a good 3 minutes. The Cat sat back on it's haunches, shook his head, meowed softly before walking out of the room. The Vet said 'I'm sorry but your duck is a 100% certifiable dead duck'. He then sat down at his computer and tapped a few keys before printing a bill and handing it to me.CR...'£340 for telling me my duck is dead, that's outrageous' I shouted.Vet...'I'm sorry sir, but if you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have only been £40. However with the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now £340.