The Wife

[CusworthRovers]

The Mrs has worked as a Magicians assistant for a good few years now. Infact I'd say she's picked up a few of the tricks of the trade. Would you believe I came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom in a skimpy outfit. She said 'Abracadabra!!' and to my amazement my mucker John came out of the wardrobe stark naked. Poor sod must have wondered what the chuff was going on

[RedJ]

I've missed your wit, Cussy