Author Topic: small things that really piss you off (Read 36218 times)

IC1967 · « **Reply #60 on** January 27, 2015, 04:58:47 pm by IC1967 »

If you watch Look North, stop reading now or you will never be able to watch it again without getting annoyed when Phil Bodmer is presenting.

He constantly gurns and touches his papers on the table in front of him for no reason and twiddles his pen all the time. I mentioned it on Look North's Facebook page and the following few times he was on there was a massive improvement. However he is now back to his usual annoying self.

He must be the most uptight presenter on telly.

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Donnywolf · « **Reply #61 on** January 28, 2015, 01:20:07 pm by Donnywolf »

I am back again

1) People being interviewed on TV who start their answer with the word "SO".

2) People who say either "like" or "sort of" or kind of" and follow it by saying what they did. Example "we like went dancing" or "we sort of went dancing" or "we kind of went dancing" (I think either you went dancing or you did not)

3) Eye witnesses on TV who have HEARD the Sirens or the Gunshot or the sound of a Crash but not actually SEEN anything. They are Ear witnesses surely and usually add nothing to a viewers understanding

4) People interviewed after (say) a Murder who say "well you just don't expect a Murder in your own Street do you" No shit Sherlock !

(Sorry I should get out more)

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #62 on** January 29, 2015, 09:20:57 am by Bentley Bullet »

Railway crossings. When the barriers finally go up after wasting half an hour of your life, Why is that the oncoming cars are passing you in their droves but you haven't even moved yet?

Another one is at traffic lights. Why is the leading car's driver ALWAYS the least alert when the lights change to green?

These two incidents make my urine overheat.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #63 on** January 29, 2015, 10:33:06 am by Donnywolf »

Unless you are the Driver you refer to in Sentence 2 ... there is no other explanation !

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #64 on** January 29, 2015, 11:45:05 am by Bentley Bullet »

I hate talking to people who think they know everything. They should leave it to those of us that actually do.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #65 on** January 29, 2015, 12:15:35 pm by Donnywolf »

Quote from: Bentley Bullet on January 29, 2015, 11:45:05 am

I hate talking to people who think they know everything. They should leave it to those of us that actually do.

Signed IC1967 ?

keith79 · « **Reply #66 on** January 29, 2015, 03:43:50 pm by keith79 »

people that get on the bus with £20 and then say £1.50. wtf

River Don · « **Reply #67 on** January 29, 2015, 04:46:21 pm by River Don »

Quote from: keith79 on January 29, 2015, 03:43:50 pm

people that get on the bus with £20 and then say £1.50. wtf

You're soon to be relieved of that annoyance. London busses no longer accept cash, it won't be long until that's the case everywhere.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #68 on** January 29, 2015, 05:46:08 pm by Donnywolf »

Quote from: River Don on January 29, 2015, 04:46:21 pm

Quote from: keith79 on January 29, 2015, 03:43:50 pm
people that get on the bus with £20 and then say £1.50. wtf

You're soon to be relieved of that annoyance. London busses no longer accept cash, it won't be long until that's the case everywhere.

Started already ... well half the time Northern Rail don't bother coming to collect the Fares anyway !

scaley back rover · « **Reply #69 on** January 29, 2015, 07:29:53 pm by scaley back rover »

People who cant drive in snowy conditions, but yet insist on doing so. My run to skegvegas was an absolute ball ache this morning😡

Mr1Croft · « **Reply #70 on** January 29, 2015, 07:32:00 pm by Mr1Croft »

Walking through a busy shopping centre, people walking very slowly, people just stopping in front of you. People barging past you, pushchairs and mobility scooters ramming you from behind.

drfc1951 · « **Reply #71 on** January 29, 2015, 08:10:08 pm by drfc1951 »

people who squeeze toothpaste from middle of tube instead of bottom.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #72 on** January 29, 2015, 08:17:15 pm by Bentley Bullet »

Rival football fans. Childish, deluded tossers.

jucyberry · « **Reply #73 on** January 29, 2015, 08:51:42 pm by jucyberry »

Quote from: Donnywolf on January 26, 2015, 04:24:31 pm

Quote from: Donnywolf on January 26, 2015, 04:19:37 pm
Small thing that REALLY bugs me ..... Jimmy Carrs laugh. It seems really unnatural and usually is ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa. Maybe it is his genuine laugh but seems a bit contrived ! Have a listen next time 8 out of 10 Cats do Countdown is on

Anyone noticed ? My mate says I am a t**t - NOT for noticing such things but for actually telling him. Says once he has been made aware it ruins his enjoyment

Its not just me then ! I was looking for an example and found this !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlgkeLjryRU

My idea of entertainment hell would be to in a cinema watching the funniest film ever.......And realising Jimmy Carr is three rows behind you.......

IDM · « **Reply #74 on** January 29, 2015, 08:51:59 pm by IDM »

Quote from: drfc1951 on January 29, 2015, 08:10:08 pm

people who squeeze toothpaste from middle of tube instead of bottom.

You know folks who have toothpaste up their arse?

Monkcaster_Rover · « **Reply #75 on** January 29, 2015, 08:59:51 pm by Monkcaster_Rover »

People with no manners. Having worked in retail for 2 and a half years I had my fair share of having to put up with people who appeared to have been dragged up.

And on that note, having to be pleasant to these people. Not a fan of that.

IDM · « **Reply #76 on** January 29, 2015, 09:02:30 pm by IDM »

People who drive brand new, often expensive cars, where their indicators already seem to be broken...

StocktonRover · « **Reply #77 on** January 29, 2015, 09:59:22 pm by StocktonRover »

People who don't realise that indicators are optional extras on German cars

Quote from: IDM on January 29, 2015, 09:02:30 pm

People who drive brand new, often expensive cars, where their indicators already seem to be broken...

People who don't realise that indicators are optional extras on German cars and who also have no understanding of telepathy

IDM · « **Reply #78 on** January 30, 2015, 09:06:52 am by IDM »

Folks who don't realise that putting your lights on whilst driving isn't about you being able to see, it is about US BEING ABLE TO SEE YOU, YOU bas**rdS!!!

IDM · « **Reply #79 on** January 30, 2015, 09:08:51 am by IDM »

When the kids are swinging on the gate...

Donnywolf · « *Last Edit: January 30, 2015, 09:23:10 am by Donnywolf* »

Quote from: IDM on January 30, 2015, 09:06:52 am

Folks who don't realise that putting your lights on whilst driving isn't about you being able to see, it is about US BEING ABLE TO SEE YOU, YOU b*****dS!!!

Ditto ... I am sure that is what "they" think - i.e. I can see perfectly well so I don't need MY lights

Incidentally I think we would benefit from a Law* that is imposed in some US States - Wipers on Lights on - so at least it might remind the numpties to stick their lights on.

http://drivinglaws.aaa.com/laws/headlight-use/

IDM · « **Reply #81 on** January 30, 2015, 09:27:17 am by IDM »

When the paper boy is half an hour late...

River Don · « **Reply #82 on** January 30, 2015, 09:38:04 am by River Don »

Wasps

The little bas**rds.

jucyberry · « **Reply #83 on** January 30, 2015, 10:34:40 am by jucyberry »

Boring bas**rds that believe the hysterical propaganda that uses the same dozen people to tar everyone who has ever claimed benefits as work shy ect.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #84 on** January 30, 2015, 10:35:25 am by Donnywolf »

Quote from: IC1967 on January 27, 2015, 04:58:47 pm

If you watch Look North, stop reading now or you will never be able to watch it again without getting annoyed when Phil Bodmer is presenting.

He constantly gurns and touches his papers on the table in front of him for no reason and twiddles his pen all the time. I mentioned it on Look North's Facebook page and the following few times he was on there was a massive improvement. However he is now back to his usual annoying self.

He must be the most uptight presenter on telly.

I know why my mate hates me pointing out stuff like this now !

Had never noticed PB's mannerisms before you pointed them out and now its all I can see when watching him !

IDM · « **Reply #85 on** January 30, 2015, 10:38:57 am by IDM »

When me rock and roll records wake him up

IDM · « **Reply #86 on** January 30, 2015, 11:58:08 am by IDM »

When the Poles knock England out the cup...

Donnywolf · « **Reply #87 on** January 30, 2015, 12:00:29 pm by Donnywolf »

Quote from: IDM on January 30, 2015, 11:58:08 am

When the Poles knock England out the cup...

Geeeertcha ... I was there that night !

IDM · « **Reply #88 on** January 30, 2015, 12:04:17 pm by IDM »

Quote from: Donnywolf on January 30, 2015, 12:00:29 pm

Quote from: IDM on January 30, 2015, 11:58:08 am
When the Poles knock England out the cup...

Geeeertcha ... I was there that night !

Took me 4 lines to get the Gertcha!

The Red Baron · « **Reply #89 on** January 30, 2015, 04:29:59 pm by The Red Baron »

Quote from: River Don on January 30, 2015, 09:38:04 am

Wasps

The little b*****ds.

My Coventry supporting friends don't like Wasps. Cuckoos in the nest.

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