Glory fan comeuppance

[Dickie Dido]

Just got back from the Chemist’s in Bentley. In front of me in the queue was a bloke in a Leeds utd shirt. When it was his turn to be served I heard him ask for some Aspirin, and the Chemist duly gave him some, and he left the shop. Moments later as I was being served, the Chemist said “bloody hell, I’ve given him the wrong package……I gave him Arsenic instead of Aspirin!” and rushed out of the shop after him.
On his return I said “did you catch him?” and the Chemist said “yes I bloody did,  I told him he owed me another quid.”