New chants for our players.

[Red wizard]

We need some for our new lads. Any ideas?

[Donnybax]

hes big hes round he bounces on the ground robbie blake

[Red wizard]

He plays on the left he plays on the right that boy Dave cotterall makes league one look shite.

[RobTheRover]

To the tune of Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon

Looks where he's going
Covers the ground
He's something special
So special
We like where he's playing
Gets us a goal
Scores when he wants to
he wants to...

Whoooooaaaaaa, get forward Dave Syers
Whoooooaaaaaa, get forward Dave Syers

[Mr1Croft]

Woah Woah Woah,
We've got the best Midfield in the world,
There is nobody Sharper,
Than Woodsy or Harper,
Cotterill, Syers and Benno...


David Coterill: whats wrong with giving him Stock's song? (na na na na na na na David Cotterill, Coterill, David Cotterill, na na na na na na)


Dave Syers m'lord, Dave Syers, Dave Syers m'lord Dave Syers...


We've got James Harper, and he's dynamite
We've got James Harper, he plays in Red and White
We've got James Harper; trust in me when I say...


We drink, we drink we drink to Jones the King the King the King,
He is the leader of our football team, and he's the greatest, central defender
That the Wooooooooooorllldddd.... Has ever seen!
Because we drink (repeat)

[Mr1Croft]

Husband! Whereever you may be. You are Rovers number 3,
Oh James Boy, we love you, You are Rovers through and through.


He's finally lost his Doctors Note (Martis, Martis)
We may have found the antidote (Martis, Martis)
He's Big, he plays in White and Red,
If he falls he'll break his leg,
Shelton Martis is Rovers number 4.
Na na na na na na...

[Woodhead Passer]

We've got Jones (Jones),
Always believe in Rob Jones,
He's got the power to score,
He's indestructible,
Always believe in...

[SoundbiteBarmyArmy]

"We signed the lad from dirty Leeds, Billy, Billy,
He's gonna be our new Sharpy, Billy, Billy,
He's Red, He's white, He's dynamite,
He's gonna make League 1 look shite,
Billy Paynter, Rovers number 8,

Na na na na na na na na........................."

[FuzzyDuck]

To the tune of Boris the Spider

Jonsey's gonna getcha - a
Jonsey's gonna getcha - a

To the tune of Agado (I know - sorry)

Kyle Benno o o
Give him the ball and you will see
Kyle Benno o o
Takes a run and goes round three
On the left or the right
He is a different class
With his awesome skill
He leaves you on you're arse

[Superspy]

"We signed the lad from dirty Leeds, Billy, Billy,
He's gonna be our new Sharpy, Billy, Billy,
He's Red, He's white, He's dynamite,
He's gonna make League 1 look shite,
Billy Paynter, Rovers number 8,

Na na na na na na na na........................."

Haha, love it.

[FuzzyDuck]

To the Hokey Cokey (I know it gets worse)

Billy's going to hit a barn door
Billy's going to hit a barn door
Billy's going to hit a barn door
And he'll smack a Donkey's arse with a frying pan!

or

He didn't hit for Leeds 'cos they're shite shite shite

[normal rules]

To the tune of "it's magic" by pilot.

You'll never get past Kyle bennooooo
He magic
You knoooooooooo

Repeat

Wednesday sing this for samedo.
It does sound good.
Don't know if they claim copyright on it tho.

[RedJ]

John Oster's old song for Syers, nailed on surely?!