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A bloke in the pub last night bragged that he was a big star in the 80s. I didn't believe him but he was adamant.
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on July 31, 2023, 07:54:06 pmA bloke in the pub last night bragged that he was a big star in the 80s. I didn't believe him but he was adamant.What was his name?
Quote from: belton rover on July 31, 2023, 07:56:59 pmQuote from: Bentley Bullet on July 31, 2023, 07:54:06 pmA bloke in the pub last night bragged that he was a big star in the 80s. I didn't believe him but he was adamant.What was his name?Don't know but he was Prince Charming to all the women.
So I took my dog to the vets & asked “What’s best to feed him on, a can of Pedigree Chum or a bone?” The vet asked “What’s your dogs name?”. I answered “Nick knack paddy whack”.
A bloke walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't think it's in yet.""Yeah, that's the one"
A mate of mine said he was gonna buy me one of those folk guitarist/comedy song albums that were popular in the 70s.He said: "When I went to pay for it I couldn't get my card in, so I got you Jasper Carrott instead."
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on August 17, 2023, 10:41:45 pmA mate of mine said he was gonna buy me one of those folk guitarist/comedy song albums that were popular in the 70s.He said: "When I went to pay for it I couldn't get my card in, so I got you Jasper Carrott instead."I have to say it took me a minute or two but it's one of your better onesSaw him back in the 70"s at the Gaumont never laughed so much, then again a gew years back now more of a folkie telling a few jokes still very good though
A mate of mine said he was gonna buy me one of those folk guitarist/comedy song albums that were popular in the 70s.He said: "When I went to pay for it I couldn't get my card in, so I got you Jasper Carrott instead."
In a speech to a private school assembly by the WW11 ace Douglas BaderSo there were 2 of the f**kers behind me, 3 f**kers to my left and 3 f**kers to my rightThe distressed Headmistress interrupted and explained to assembled students that a Focker was a type of German fighter planeAh, that is correct, the Ace continued, but these f**kers were all in MesserschmittsNot a true story allegedly