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to cut a long story short. The reason I have 3 stich's in my head are as follows:Mrs CR ' Where would you most liked to be buried dear?'CR 'Bollock deep in your slutty sister, why?'and then for some reason, all hell broke loose.
It's happened the other way round for me - the Mrs has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw. It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio
Ahh but every girl knows that men have an area of expertize when it comes to multi tasking.... what bloke out there cannot lay claim to the dubious skill of picking his nose and flicking it as well as fiddling with his bits whilst watching top gear and passing wind at the same time.......