Failed Journalist Gideon

[BillyStubbsTears]

Just heard him interviewed on the radio about the appalling economic figures and it sounded like Harry Enfield's Tory Boy.

\"Chancellor. The economy has contracted by half a percent last quarter, and just as many people predicted, your manic, ideologically driven cuts are threatening to tip us back into recession. What is your response?\"

\"Snow\"

\"Chancellor. Do you have any comprehension whatsoever of how to start growing the economy?\"

\"Snow\"

\"Chancellor. Wasn't Ed Balls right all along to criticise your one dimensional fiscal policy?\"

\"Snow\"

\"Chancellor. Do you have any words of hope for the millions facing the worst outlook since Thatcher was in power?\"

\"Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow. It's all down to the snow.\"

\"Chancellor. But the Office for National Statistics say that even without the snow the economy stopped growing while all if our competitors are strongly moving out if recession.\"

\"Errrr. Snow. Thank you gentlemen. I'm now going into a corner to cry.\"

God f**king help us.

[Sandy Lane]

lol. Dare I say I miss you lot when the forum is down!

[Filo]

“These are obviously disappointing numbers, but the ONS has made it very clear that the fall in GDP was driven by the terrible weather in December,” said George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer.

“We have had the coldest weather since records began in 1910 and this has clearly had a much bigger impact on the economy than anyone expected.”

What a first class f**king numpty!

Any fool with half a brain like me who left school at 16 can see the previous two quarters growth were a legacy of the last government that had already set the wheels of recovery in motion! We are now seeing the fruition of the present Governments draconian cuts, this country is f**ked with silver spooned t**ts like Gidieon in charge, well and truly f**ked!

[Snods Shinpad 2]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

\"Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow. It's all down to the snow.\"

He's obsessed by the stuff...

[Glyn_Wigley]

Mind you, Oily Dave's not averse to a little bit of snow. Allegedly.  

[BillyStubbsTears]

Snods Shinpad 2 wrote:

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

\"Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow. It's all down to the snow.\"

He's obsessed by the stuff...

I knew I recognised him from somewhere.

Denaby Market c.1973

[RedJ]

He looks like a paedo