Big Bad Wolf in toilet problem

[CusworthRovers]

One day Little Red Riding Hood is skipping along the track through the Woods. She see's the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a log.
LRRH- 'Oh my, what big eyes you have'
The wolf immediately runs off.
Further along she see's the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a tree.
LRRH- 'Oh my, what big ears you have'
The wolf immediately runs off.
Further along she see's the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a bush.
LRRH- 'Oh my, what big teeth you have'
Big Bad Wolf- 'Will you just f**k off!!, I'm trying to have a shit here'