Players songs?

[Ryan B]

Steve Brooker: only fools and horses tune

God bless Brooker's feet
Viva Brooker's feet
Long live Brooker's feet
C'est magnifique Brooker's feet
Magnifique Brooker's feet

or

He'll Shoot,
He'll score,
He won't play anymore,
Steve Brooker Steve Brooker.


Mustapha Dumbuya: The Lion Sleeps Tonight tune

A Dumbuya,A Dumbuya,A Dumbuya,A Dumbuya!
A Dumbuya,A Dumbuya,A Dumbuya,A Dumbuya!
Ooooohhhhhh wweeeee....etc.....

Jordan Mutch - How much is that Doggy Tune

Jordan Mutch scored a goal against boro,
It rocketed into the net.
Jordan Mutch scored a goal against boro,
I do hope he does it again.


Brian Stock - Hickery Dickery Dock Tune

Hickery Dickery Dock,
We've got Brian Stock.
He gets the ball,
He scores a goal.
Hickery Dickery Dock,
Brian Stock, Brain Stock.

[River Don]

Ryan B wrote:

He'll Shoot,
He'll score,
He won't play anymore,
Steve Brooker Steve Brooker.

Classic!  

That one deserves an airing at Bristol.