You will laugh..

[GM-MarkB]

Was just doing some pruning on the Mustangs forum and I decided to read this thread again from a Millwall website. I'd forgotten how hilarious it is and I literally wet myself again when I read it through. I'm sure it has been posted on here before (it might have even been me who posted it) but it's well worth resurecting. I defy you not to laugh...especially at post #102, one of the finest posts ever uploaded into cyberspace.

Enjoy

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1

[Filo]

f**king hell! same things happened to me! i`ve just been on the ticket office website and I can`t pick my seat for the Forest Game!    

And no, I have n`t been smack on the bonce with half a ton of bricks! at least I don`t think I have

[Dutch Uncle]

May I point out that 'dutchuncle' half way down the thread is not me  

[jucyberry]

Only read up to page three before my netty ran out of juice, but that was one of the things that struck me, that they two have a Dutch uncle, mind you, bet he isn't as charming as ours..  

Love the fact too that it is like stepping into a paralel universe with certain posters who sound so much like some of ours on here..

Seating problems are obviously commonplace in other grounds also...

Although I do have to say they do come across as being rather more simple than our posters..

(And there's an understatement!)

[Dutch Uncle]

Wow thanks - there's only one JB - the Belle of this site  

Actually I agree with you.....

No not about the dutchuncle who can't find spaces or capitals in his name, but about the parallel universe thing

It seems all football fans have the same issues.....

[jucyberry]

Aww, thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, you lovely man you

I'm really thrilled to see they even have a version of Nudga...

chap called Gary Cheesefinger.. and I quote....

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This thread is so funny that i actually did a w**k while reading it.

I'm not even joking

[inSODwetrust]

LEGEND, and its absolutely everywhere on different forums etc.
 

[Nudga]

I love their free flowing use of the word Kitson.

[jucyberry]

obviously being roughty toughty common as muck Londoners  the kids must unlatch from their mothers breast and just spew expletives...

No censoring the rude words you notice....
 
 

[GM-MarkB]

Lol...I can't believe you're all over analysing this piece of pure comedy gold  :S

[Snods Shinpad 2]

Listen Stu is a good lad, he works for me as a labourer & while he aint the wilson... what do you expect for £20 a day?

 I think some of you lot should be ashamed of yourselves taking the rise out of a fellow Wall fan, to be fair he's never been the same since Black Nev (we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville) dropped a hod load of bricks on Stu's swede a couple of years back, someone shouted watchout & Stu looked up to see who was barking at him & caught about 24 bricks slap bang on his boat.

 So think on hey before you start digging him out.

 

[GM-MarkB]

Snods Shinpad 2 wrote:

Listen Stu is a good lad, he works for me as a labourer & while he aint the wilson... what do you expect for £20 a day?

 I think some of you lot should be ashamed of yourselves taking the rise out of a fellow Wall fan, to be fair he's never been the same since Black Nev (we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville) dropped a hod load of bricks on Stu's swede a couple of years back, someone shouted watchout & Stu looked up to see who was barking at him & caught about 24 bricks slap bang on his boat.

 So think on hey before you start digging him out.

 

Indeed, post #102.....pure genius  

[RobTheRover]

I think it was Oslorover who introduced this to the forum originally.  I think he said he found it on a WHU forum.