You know what f*cks me off?

[BillyStubbsTears]

Weather forecasters.

F*cking weather forecasters.

Gelled-haired, manicured, buffed, backed, sacked and cracked, camp metrosexual w**k stains.

All talking about whether the weather will be nice enough for us to have fun.

Weather forecasting was invented to tell us whether we'll be able to invade France, or get out in the fields and shove our arm up a cow's fanny to secure next year's snap. Not for telling us whether to get the mankini and the f*cking Pimms out.

Been in Italy this summer. THEY know how to do it. Weather forecast given by f*cking Army colonels. In full uniform.

I'd settle for a rough arsed t**t like Bob Rust at least. And he were a Donny fan.

[Prez]

Id settle for keeley donovan sat on my couch.

[Glyn_Wigley]

To quote Half Man Half Biscuit:

Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it’s going to be a miserable day
Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts

[BillyStubbsTears]

F*ck that. I bet she's depilated an all.













Od on...

[not on facebook]

Weather weather all together whats it going to

I dont know you,you dont know

Lets Ask weatherman EMU boom boom


Ps EMU as in Rod and EMU

[ravenrover]

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows"

[bigbadjack]

I didn't know bob rust was a rovers fan!!

[BillyStubbsTears]

Classic line from Bob Rust one Sunday evening.
"Well what a cracking weekend. 28 degree top temperature and an away win for Donny Rovers."

Legend.