comment from a millwall fan

[intake rover]

just took this off the millwall forum.

They must have the youngest average age of any crowd in the country ...it was like hundreds of spotty t**ts in where's wally shirts wandering around with haircuts done by their dad.
Been more frightened at kids birthday parties...




Read more: http://www.millwall.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=55485&posts=2#ixzz14XxjJmSU

[opinionated old git]

and???????????

do you disagree???


Typical modern rovers fanbase generously sprinkled with liberal splashings of senile geriatrics!!

[RobTheRover]

I like the thread about Ice-T's missus

[opinionated old git]

Is she a Milwall fan?

Who's Iced Tea BTW?

[SkellowRover]

The \"Should muslims be able to buy fireworks\" has 1-2 replies that are bloody comedy gold lol :D

[opinionated old git]

fcuk me


Is she a muslim as well?

[BRMC_rover]

There's a good one on their old manager Mark McGhee. He's now at Aberdeen who got smashed 9-0 by Celtic today. One of em says Gazza turned up at McGhee's with a fishing rod, Chicken, dressing gown etc.  

[opinionated old git]

????????


You've lost me now!

[vaya]

Someone may post a link to the audio, but during the Raol Moat stand-off, Gazza turned up the the scene with the above rod etc. claiming to know \"Moaty\" and offering to sit down and have a chat to talk him out.

If in any situation Gazza's your mediating influence, then hope is truely lost.

[jucyberry]

Oh my, I don't know what to read first... Looking at the 'life' section, they have intriguing threads like..
Matted cat hair.....
wife swapping...
loss of virginity...

and the enticing....what do you call your penis thread.....

Think I'd best save it for tomorrow..Looks like an epic read..lol

[opinionated old git]

Would have done for me at half time today.

A few Newcastle brown's was beckoning at that point!

[Standanista]

SkellowRover wrote:

The \"Should muslims be able to buy fireworks\" has 1-2 replies that are bloody comedy gold lol :D

i.e.:

\"The only thing the ####s should be allowed to buy................land mines that are designed to look like a prayer mat.\"

\"Love Thy Neighbour 2010 Christmas Special\" coming soon to Yorkshire Television!

[BillyStubbsTears]

jucyberry wrote:

and the enticing....what do you call your penis thread.....

I know a poor bloke who calls his tadger \"Lewis\".

Every time it looks like getting in the box, it falls over.

[Standanista]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

jucyberry wrote:

and the enticing....what do you call your penis thread.....

I know a poor bloke who calls his tadger \"Lewis\".

Every time it looks like getting in the box, it falls over.

As opposed to falling over in the box, shorts round thi ankles cos the lacky had brock and no kecks on cos no spare pair cos it was raining.

In your defence, it WAS cold that Saturday morning.

[BillyStubbsTears]

False Memory Syndrome Stan.

It was actually my Big Lad slipping out of the leg hole of my shorts as I bore down on goal that was the problem, due to the said tackle not being constrained by a Jock Strap.

I'll admit, said shorts were more of a length sported by J. Fashanu, c.1981 than S.Matthews c.1953. But still. By any measure, it's impressive when your Wee Willie Winkie makes an al fresco appearance half way down your thigh on a freezing Satdi morning at Danum School.

[Standanista]

Anybody who mentions Wee Willie Winkies and J. Fashanu in the same post is suspect.

[jucyberry]

Well, having read a couple of threads I have to say, they are too crude for me.. I'm no prude, but they are so foul mouthed, give me my Yorkie men anyday of the week. reading them makes me apprecieate you all even more..  

[Dagenham Rover]

jucyberry wrote:

Well, having read a couple of threads I have to say, they are too crude for me.. I'm no prude, but they are so foul mouthed, give me my Yorkie men anyday of the week. reading them makes me apprecieate you all even more..  

we're just subtle about it