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True or false:If you've been hit with a rhythm stick you could be eligible for a personal Ian Dury claim?
True or false:Scawsby Steve used to have a job shovelling shit. At the end of the shift, he used to write 'Shovelling shit' on the job sheet. One day the manager said, "Steve, we have a new secretary. Dead posh she is. In future can you write 'extracting excretion' instead of 'shovelling shit'?"Scawsby Steve said, "If I could spell 'extracting excretion' I wouldn't be shovelling shit for a living!"
True or False:The film sensors were particularly hard on the film 'Babe', cutting out all swearing and 'colourful language'. They were worried that colourblind viewers would have trouble working out what the pig meant.
Believe it or Not ...................The judge in trump's hush money trial is called Juan Merchan