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Title: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 30, 2018, 10:51:29 pm
I'm bored! What can we argue about?
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: idler on May 30, 2018, 10:53:43 pm
No you're not!
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Surrey Rover on May 30, 2018, 11:15:07 pm
I'm bored! What can we argue about?

Les Chappell was wasted in midfield.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 30, 2018, 11:18:11 pm
Colin Douglas was often wasted full stop.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: tommy toes on May 30, 2018, 11:42:08 pm
Bentley is a bigger dump than Edlo.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on May 31, 2018, 03:03:34 am
Bentley is a bigger dump than Edlo.

Hey Tommy, that's overstepping the mark.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on May 31, 2018, 03:06:36 am
I've got one; Liam Hoden is a greater master of suspense than Alfred Hitchcock.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on May 31, 2018, 03:18:23 am
I'm bored! What can we argue about?

I've got more toys to throw out of the pram than you, and I'm more of a "spoilt kid" than you, so yah boo.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 08:22:53 am
I've got one; Liam Hoden is a greater master of suspense than Alfred Hitchcock.

He seems to like to whip the audience into a frenzy.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: selby on May 31, 2018, 08:26:51 am
  Should the Askern bus's go to Doncaster through Adwick for the better scenery.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 08:32:54 am
  Should the Askern bus's go to Doncaster through Adwick for the better scenery.

It would probably reduce crime in Bentley.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: darren61 on May 31, 2018, 08:45:02 am
  Should the Askern bus's go to Doncaster through Adwick for the better scenery.

It would probably reduce crime in Bentley.

And boy does it need it.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: selby on May 31, 2018, 09:14:29 am
  I can't understand that BB. I thought the market for old pram wheels had fallen through the floor.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Dr Fundlekrotch on May 31, 2018, 09:28:49 am
I'm sorry.  I'm not allowed to argue unless I've been paid...
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 09:43:30 am
I've just read the last ten jokes on here to see how many made me laugh.....

No pun in ten did!
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: the vicar on May 31, 2018, 09:48:13 am
  Should the Askern bus's go to Doncaster through Adwick for the better scenery.
yes as tollbar is full of pikies and wasters, and the other half are saddos but then again i almost got a house there so that says something lol
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 10:17:25 am
I've never forgiven a (former) mate of mine from Tollbar since I had a pot put on my broken ankle a few years ago. He wrote the word 't**t' on it..............  That was just adding insult to injury.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: drfchound on May 31, 2018, 10:23:56 am
I'm bored! What can we argue about?

I've got more toys to throw out of the pram than you, and I'm more of a "spoilt kid" than you, so yah boo.





Hey Steve, how about this one to get you arguing,  Harry Forrester was a great player for the Rovers.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: ravenrover on May 31, 2018, 10:41:35 am
The team budget is not enough  :chair:
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 10:59:31 am
Rovers fans from North of the River Don are more genuine, honest supporters than their southern counterparts .............
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Metalmicky on May 31, 2018, 11:08:25 am
Bentley is a bigger dump than Edlo.

He said something to argue about.... :lol:
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: DonnyOsmond on May 31, 2018, 11:14:17 am
Rovers fans from North of the River Don are more genuine, honest supporters than their southern counterparts .............

And deluded.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 11:22:27 am
Bentley is a bigger dump than Edlo.

He said something to argue about.... :lol:

Bentley is sure pretty - Edlington is pure shitty. That's why trains stop at Bentley but go straight past Edlo.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: keith79 on May 31, 2018, 11:23:46 am
Andy Williams is a better striker then may
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bezza on May 31, 2018, 11:26:27 am
BB, go have a walk round the park that will keep you amused for 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: selby on May 31, 2018, 11:27:19 am
  BB, generally they are better looking and more sophisticated to the north side of Doncaster( in my very humble opinion)Knowing Bentley, Askern, Adwick, and Woodlands well, and the other pretty villages like Toll Bar and Carcroft  the big question would be, where would Thorne be included in that argument?
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 11:28:38 am
Andy Williams is a better striker then may

Can't argue with that. Williams often downed tools when he didn't get his own way on the pitch.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 11:35:52 am
BB, go have a walk round the park that will keep you amused for 10 minutes.

Good point. Bentley's got a park - Askern's got a puddle.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 11:39:22 am
  I can't understand that BB. I thought the market for old pram wheels had fallen through the floor.

No mate, that's just mining subsidence.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: the vicar on May 31, 2018, 11:58:08 am
Andy Williams is a better striker then may
Bryant & May are  better strikers than them both
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: wilts rover on May 31, 2018, 12:00:11 pm
Rovers fans from North of the River Don are more genuine, honest supporters than their southern counterparts .............

The River Don flows south to north so how can anyone be from the north of it, surely it should be either east or west?
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bristol Red Rover on May 31, 2018, 12:43:50 pm
Rovers fans from North of the River Don are more genuine, honest supporters than their southern counterparts .............

The River Don flows south to north so how can anyone be from the north of it, surely it should be either east or west?

SW to NE. There are North Westerners, and then there's the South Easteners, or pussies, or midlanders.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: IDM on May 31, 2018, 01:47:38 pm
I'm bored! What can we argue about?

Salt n Vinegar crisp packets (include similar snacks like hula hoops etc).

Blue or green?
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: jonnydog on May 31, 2018, 02:07:38 pm
https://youtu.be/VAdlkunflRs
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bristol Red Rover on May 31, 2018, 02:10:31 pm
I'm bored! What can we argue about?

Salt n Vinegar crisp packets (include similar snacks like hula hoops etc).

Blue or green?

Blue is Sea Salted. And green is lime pickle and gherkin.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: tommy toes on May 31, 2018, 02:45:06 pm
I supported the Rovers when I worra lad and lived north of the river in Skella. Now I live south ovt river in Armthorpe.
So that makes me twice the supporter as you lot.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 03:07:48 pm
Just had a walk round Bentley park and then walked south down Bentley road, and over the River Don to the town centre. Then I turned around and walked North over North bridge and back to Bentley, North of the river.

Us North of the river folk like to keep us'sens fit!
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: ravenrover on May 31, 2018, 03:12:43 pm
Mandeville, our next million pound transfer
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 03:26:50 pm
Rovers fans from North of the River Don are more genuine, honest supporters than their southern counterparts .............

And deluded.

And, I forgot to mention a greater football knowledge!

Oh yeah, AND a better sense of direction!
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: MachoMadness on May 31, 2018, 03:27:40 pm
SO'D or Saunders?
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 03:32:29 pm
Prefer Dickov.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: selby on May 31, 2018, 03:55:12 pm
 Tommy toes you have my admiration, that must be like doing missionary work every day.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on May 31, 2018, 05:03:25 pm
  Should the Askern bus's go to Doncaster through Adwick for the better scenery.
yes as tollbar is full of pikies and wasters, and the other half are saddos but then again i almost got a house there so that says something lol

What about Toll Bar raggy-arse Wanderers Dave?; and people talk about Real Madrid and Barcelona.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on May 31, 2018, 05:12:02 pm
I'll tell you how rough Edlo is; the last time I was there, I was stood outside a church, when a voice shouted out "hey up c*nt, what the f*cking hell you doing round here"; I replied "sorry Reverend, I'll move on".
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: selby on May 31, 2018, 06:14:24 pm
  There's a thing, is Scawsby just the rough part of Scawthorpe? which is the rough part of Bentley.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 06:23:17 pm
I went to a pub quiz in Scawsby once. The first question was "what the f**k are you looking at"?
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: the vicar on May 31, 2018, 06:28:34 pm
I supported the Rovers when I worra lad and lived north of the river in Skella. Now I live south ovt river in Armthorpe.
So that makes me twice the supporter as you lot.
where in skella was you from
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: RedJ on May 31, 2018, 06:39:55 pm
Rovers fans from North of the River Don are more genuine, honest supporters than their southern counterparts .............

The River Don flows south to north so how can anyone be from the north of it, surely it should be either east or west?

That's what you think. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bristol Red Rover on May 31, 2018, 07:21:08 pm
I went to a pub quiz in Scawsby once. The first question was "what the f**k are you looking at"?

Pub in Scawsby? How old are you? And what the f**k were you doing there?
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2018, 07:31:00 pm
I went to a pub quiz in Scawsby once. The first question was "what the f**k are you looking at"?

Pub in Scawsby? How old are you? And what the f**k were you doing there?

I'm 27.  :whistle: I was working there at the time laying a new electric extension cable from Bentley.

Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: keith79 on May 31, 2018, 07:50:45 pm
Sod is the best manager rovers have ever had.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on June 01, 2018, 02:38:58 am
Sod is the best manager rovers have ever had.

No; it was definitely Mark Weaver.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: the vicar on June 01, 2018, 09:32:44 am
I went to a pub quiz in Scawsby once. The first question was "what the f**k are you looking at"?

Pub in Scawsby? How old are you? And what the f**k were you doing there?

I'm 27.  :whistle: I was working there at the time laying a new electric extension cable from Bentley.


dont tell me they have electric in Bentley now, i thought it was still gas mantles
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: ravenrover on June 01, 2018, 09:44:48 am
wrong, they just wire into the streetlights
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on June 01, 2018, 10:07:37 am
I think you're just masking the truth there, Vicar. There's no point in you trying to light your fag off Bentley's street lights these days. You can take the gas mask off now!
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Monkcaster_Rover on June 01, 2018, 11:07:59 am
I bet we can't keep this going all summer.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: DonnyOsmond on June 01, 2018, 11:19:25 am
Paul Butler and his clipboard was a brilliant coach.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: RedRover45 on June 01, 2018, 02:59:16 pm
I bet we can't keep this going all summer.

Oh yes we can 😂
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on June 01, 2018, 05:44:59 pm
I bet we can't keep this going all summer.

Oh yes we can 😂

With the slow movement on signings, we might have to.

That's it now; the can of worms is well and truly opened.

Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Monkcaster_Rover on June 01, 2018, 06:06:08 pm
I bet we can't keep this going all summer.

Oh yes we can 😂

With the slow movement on signings, we might have to.

That's it now; the can of worms is well and truly opened.



Aye. You're right. It is bloody slow.

Sack the board!
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: scawsby steve on June 01, 2018, 06:11:33 pm
I bet we can't keep this going all summer.

Oh yes we can 😂

With the slow movement on signings, we might have to.

That's it now; the can of worms is well and truly opened.



Aye. You're right. It is bloody slow.

Sack the board!

Especially when it looks like we're going to let Man Utd beat us to the signing of Gareth Bale.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bentley Bullet on June 01, 2018, 08:00:27 pm
We don't play with wingers! Well, not on the wings anyway!!
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Monkcaster_Rover on June 01, 2018, 11:57:46 pm
Get Bale in at defensive mid! Makes sense.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: RedJ on June 02, 2018, 12:15:34 pm
He started off as a left back, so let's play him at centre half.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: Bristol Red Rover on June 04, 2018, 10:33:07 pm
I preferred this thread  :crying:
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: drfchound on June 04, 2018, 10:41:19 pm
Bale might come to us now.
Title: Re: Big Argument
Post by: ravenrover on June 05, 2018, 09:50:41 am
DF will leave the club...... oh!
Just when a thread is ticking along nicely something comes and spoils it