Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: bobjimwilly on October 08, 2014, 04:52:23 pm
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Let's see how far we get in 10 days...
- Keep it clean
- No naming real people (forum usernames & celebrities allowed)
- Don't end the story (duh!)
- If someone beats you to a post, make sure to changed what you were going to write
- No double posting
Upon a time...
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far far away
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there lived a
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football supporters' forum
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Who the elected
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Committee ran perfectly
(This is fiction right? :-) )
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Despite some very
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unpredictable WUM posts
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. The problem was
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Sum carnt spel
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one john Ryan
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but they can
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Twist any words
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When they want
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to suit their
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Big elephant blowing
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Interim committee members
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Overblown sense of
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irony and sarcasm
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Resulting in much
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warmth and moisture
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. Meanwhile, the Keepmoat
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is a shithole
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chanted the opposition
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In frosty weather
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Ticket prices are
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Very good value
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Marketing is poor
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They smell carrots
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On the concourse
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but the hotdogs
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jumping frogs albercooky
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...reverberated. Meanwhile Dickov
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Ate some haggis
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whilst berating the
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Anti VSC knobs
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buttons and dials
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Tweaking them testily..
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With rob jones
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Who ate nails
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For his breakfast
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occasionally mixing with
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Castrol Engine Oil
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To keep him
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Regular as clockwork
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Oranges are not
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Sold on matchday
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although lemons can
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Squeeze your pips
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especially if you
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are Gladys Knight
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However, Michael Knight
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drinks sheep blood
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, a lone crusader
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Of twentys plenty
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for a packet
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But, Alas the
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face book group
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Started a campaign
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which was b*llocks
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or 13011ocks really
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but Richie Wellens
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Wanted to play
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naked twister with
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A feather inserted
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Behind his ear
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not up his
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Sausage Jockey Passage
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because that was
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taken by kyle
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from south park
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near to Barnsley
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Which is a
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parody of Rotherh*m
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Wouldn't it be
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Absolutely super if...
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Waggon Wheels were
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Really big again
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then something happened
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in the Home
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brew supplies shop
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A drunken chairman
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Met Louis Tomlinson
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and went for
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A Mass Debate
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which ended with
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A crowdfunder idea
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that made millions
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of sad girls
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hope for something
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banging into their
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empty heads. Then,
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it turned out
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To be cobblers
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but Saturday came
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and came again
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Right up my
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Harris the hawk
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Stop it Emu
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Rod Hulls roof
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was rather slippery
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when wet with
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Soggy emu shite
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but Channel 5
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Couldn't be tuned
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wasn't worth it.
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Meanwhile, Jimmy Saville
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With two "L"s
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Fixed it for
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The club leaks
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on transfer talks
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When the pen
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has all along
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been stuck in
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Sean O'Driscolls pocket
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next to his
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Tea and biscuits
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. It's great to
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Be a rover
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bend over said
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Ben McDoon and
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Phil McAvitty with
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whipped cream and
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Pineapple tops for
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starters, followed by
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One call Girls
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dressed as carrots
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each with a
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Split crotch onesie
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And a packet
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Of KY gel
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. You see, when
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They are exited
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rapidly, backing up
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like Jeremy Kyle
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with no teeth
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giving a gummy
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And swallowing plenty
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of ale. Suddenly,
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A streaker appeared
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slowly, waving his
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Deluxe lamp plug
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Bought from B&Q
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In the sales
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Wearing Leeds tattoo
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. "By eck", thought
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Richie from Lancashire
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Oldham athletic fan
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for sale on
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the top shelf
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Near readers wives
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and other such
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Diseases, like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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Unpronounceable to some
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But worth 69
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Points at Scrabble
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Keeping it clean
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Shaven for the
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first time in
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like, forever, Mr
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Filthy, dirty beasties!
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Are the best
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wines always found
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On the concourse
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Getting w**k now!!
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By the one
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And only jonnydog
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He's very experienced
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in wine tasting,
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Red, white and
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Blue Riband biscuit
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Billy's in town
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Piggy back tool
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The crazy fool
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Is getting random
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traffic light colours
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Purple turquoise and brown
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Like a rainbow
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With Bungle, Zippy
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And Roger Black
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And George Osborne
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What a muppet
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That Cameron is!
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Alas poor Yorik
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knew him well
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Up the Alamo!
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With Davy Crockett's
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Hat stuffed up
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His ring piece
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Like George Michaels
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Flourishing cottage industry
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Making big upmarket
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Profits because of
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Madmicks betterware round
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And investment advice
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. His betting advice
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Somewhat suspect but
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Listen to him
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He's off his
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Tea Bagging escapade
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Is slightly suspect
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. Mad micks alias
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Is IC1967, what.....
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A complete Kitson
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That's my boy 😄
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That'll be 27p
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For a chomp
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with Nurse Gladys
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Emanuel Thomas, and
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Big Bella Emberg
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In a threesome
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On a Lilo.
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With our Filo
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caused a tsunami
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wave of passion
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Fruit ice cream
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Popped cherry flavour
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Lipsmacking Coca Cola
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Finger licking good
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Because sticky fingers
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From inserting in
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To Nudgas special
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Texas book repository.
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Where photographs of
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Lewis guy falling
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In't penalty box
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With some lube
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of liquid variety
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would spice up
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His anal passage
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from the bible
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six, which states
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marmite factory explosion
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always leaves sticky
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In and around
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Mick ' s mouth and
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Front of underpants
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And some curtains
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sometimes called flaps
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felt rather crusty
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Orville on acid
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Which made him
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strangely attracted to
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Aphrodite's in fishnet
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Stockings and Basque
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With a pink
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cherry pulsing with
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A strap on
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Peppered Mackrel Fish
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That smelt fishy...
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and looked strange
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Like Luke Chadwick
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Mounting Ian Dowie
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With a mask
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Of Lewis Guy
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Causing everybody nightmares
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Cedric Evina defender
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Also same effect
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Versus Orient tonight
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He will be
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Man of match
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unlikely, but not
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Because he's crap
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FFS
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GET A LIFE
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BORING BORING BORING
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get him out
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By tomorrow morning
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"TAXI".... Evina , Dickov.
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Kyles nice bentley
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taking Dickov to
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UB 4 0
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comeback concert in
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the Sheffield Arena
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Full Supporting cast
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Includes Brian Horton
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the Chuckle Brothers
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and Sticky Vicky
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Opens up at
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Half past seven
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pay on gate
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Bring your own
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Chair and table
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Plus dirty pants
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Covered in mayo
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Left full back ?
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Left Back at
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Home....says hopefully
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In The Begining
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Adam and Eve
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Got it on
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in a trabant
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With Doggers stood
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w**king like gibbons
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Like Cussy's birthday
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
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And a workbench
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To the junction
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64 on M1
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where's mi washboard?
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Cried Lonnie Donegan
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Through the tulips
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And Landing on
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Mr steve evans
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wheelbarrow at Rotherham
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W@nK'n'Spank Bar
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Which is down
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The NY Stadium
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which was built
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For six fingered
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People from Rotherham
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the odd dingle
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They all stink
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of rotting fish
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In baby vomit
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And fresh diarrhoea
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That secret blend
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Of tuna mayonnaise
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And Guinness Slops
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Colonel Sanders' recipe?
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is easy to
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Feed any crap
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In North Norfolk
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You land lubbers
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Colonel Mustards scrotum
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Is very itchy
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Because he killed.........
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Cock Robin and
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Roger de Courcey
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wanted some nooky
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With Lord Charles
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And that feckin
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Larry the Lamb
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Off bloody Eastenders
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With Lamb Chop
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And Shari Lewis
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..Guy dived in
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the gunpowder plot
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With his pyro
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of nasal passage
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A very nasty
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rash appeared on
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His Vas Deferens
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Making copulation extremely
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slippery when wet
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Keep the Faith
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screamed the Pope
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bordering on insanity
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tucked under his
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Prada jewel encrusted
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Starfish shaped finger
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Gagging and gurgling
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And Phil McCavity
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Patrick Fizmichael and
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Michael Fitzpatrick. Mm
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Meanwhile, all the
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Young dudes, hey
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Jo, you've gone
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And f**ked it
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Up the arse
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with a canoe
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Shaped thing poking
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From every orifice
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"Thank you, father"
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you have sinned
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Down in Penzance
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you must try
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Dunked in cider
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whilst holding your
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Digereedoo, in queue
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Which suprised many
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Rivers to cross
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And balby road
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101 swingers club
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Five,Ten, Fifteen....
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Fingers on each
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hand and foot
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Foot,FOot,FOOt
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cried the fetishists
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Singing Mary's Prayer
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On top of
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Abbey Road studios
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with Beatles and
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Fun Boy Three
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Making ring doughnuts
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out of deritritus
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and clock parts
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that wind up
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Merchant is Mick
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And Father Christmas
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still going strong
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And rusty trombones!!
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And pink oboes
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Blow it harder
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Said Floella Benjamin
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Said Floella Benjamin
Through the round
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window. Big Ted
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Was licking his
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Fingers with jemima
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and Brian Cant
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Lips as he
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Felt little ted's
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little fluffy bits
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And big ted's
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Little hard bits
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Of mint flavoured
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toffee. I expect
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Smells of tramp
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Like teen spirit
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In the sky
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With diamonds. Lucy
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Lolly with gusto
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wind, with Rain
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Man in toe
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Boats and Hoes!
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Buckets and spades
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And hand grenades
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This is shite!!
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In a bucket
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With hot wings
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said your mum
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As he played
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a tiny violin
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with his tiny
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Little finger nail
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Up his bottom
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didn't go well
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. We have to
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Assume the swelling
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Rhino Sore Arse
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is caused by
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Sticking ya snout
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In ched evans
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Trough. Dirty, rough
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Blade rapist. Allegedly.
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castration seems pointless
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with wanton disregard
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could be described
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And a twerp
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of phenominal proportion
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With extremely large
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ego and vast
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Knowledge of sweet
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Woodbine and magnet
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Of loose kind
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called Barnsley Bitter
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Suite, Good Band
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just seen baz
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Marshall, Lead Singer
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Leaving Costco Sheffield
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did he have
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Ferraro Rocher? Or
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simulated walnut whips
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Douglas Bader leg
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Found in Sprotborough
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Country Club Bar
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John Parr vocal
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welcoming German tanks
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Across KM Pitch
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Leaving it looking
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Better than normal
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. Green Green Grass
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is sorely missed
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The End Amen
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Said the vicar
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to the rabbi
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ibbar eht ot
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This still goin?!!
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I'm afraid so
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It's in the
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Totally F*****D Category
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I had offers
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to become a
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relentlessly boring git