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CusworthRovers

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Knitting Joke
« on March 04, 2010, 09:24:01 pm by CusworthRovers »
Police are concerned regarding a 7th murder, where all the victims have been repeatedly stabbed with numerous knitting needles. A Police spokesperson stated 'We have no suspect as yet, but we do see a pattern developing'



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BLIR

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Re:Knitting Joke
« Reply #1 on March 04, 2010, 11:06:49 pm by BLIR »
Another knitting joke:

3 pregnant women sat knitting. The first says \"I hope I have a boy, I'm knitting a blue jumper\". The second says \"I hope I have a girl, I'm knitting a pink hat\".

The third says.....................





























\"I hope mine's disabled, I've made a right mess of these sleeves\"

 

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