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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: selby on January 26, 2021, 11:27:49 am

Title: Do you want to make £100
Post by: selby on January 26, 2021, 11:27:49 am

  If you are caught at a house party it is a £800 fine reduced to £400 if you pay the fine early.
  If you catch Covid at the party the government will pay you £500 to self isolate, that's a £100 profit can't be bad.

Title: Re: Do you want to make £100
Post by: rich1471 on January 26, 2021, 03:35:50 pm

if you have to self isolate and clam £500 can yo still get furlough pay or would you lose it

Title: Re: Do you want to make £100
Post by: Colin C No.3 on January 26, 2021, 04:06:47 pm

If I contracted covid though, might I end up in ICU, put into an induced coma, intubated & attached to a ventilator, which would entail me being 'fed' & kept hydrated through venflon needles stuck in the back of my hand & arms & attached to a drip/drips, a catheter inserted into my knob & attached to a bag to catch my piss, my bowels evacuated manually & 6-8 doctors & nurses turning me in the bed at regular intervals so that my lungs & other vital organs don't 'petrify' whilst ensuring none of the leads to attached to me to monitor my temperature, heart rate etc. become detached?

Just weighing up options like.

Title: Re: Do you want to make £100
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on January 26, 2021, 08:40:34 pm

What's the profit margin when you factor in the cost of the funeral?

Title: Re: Do you want to make £100
Post by: SydneyRover on January 26, 2021, 09:27:32 pm

and can you stlll watch ifollow?

Title: Re: Do you want to make £100
Post by: drfchound on January 26, 2021, 09:31:01 pm

Quote from: Colin C No.3 on January 26, 2021, 04:06:47 pm

If I contracted covid though, might I end up in ICU, put into an induced coma, intubated & attached to a ventilator, which would entail me being 'fed' & kept hydrated through venflon needles stuck in the back of my hand & arms & attached to a drip/drips, a catheter inserted into my knob & attached to a bag to catch my piss, my bowels evacuated manually & 6-8 doctors & nurses turning me in the bed at regular intervals so that my lungs & other vital organs don't 'petrify' whilst ensuring none of the leads to attached to me to monitor my temperature, heart rate etc. become detached?

Just weighing up options like.

Very very good (and funny) post CC3.

Title: Re: Do you want to make £100
Post by: redwine on January 27, 2021, 09:19:05 am

Quote from: selby on January 26, 2021, 11:27:49 am

  If you are caught at a house party it is a £800 fine reduced to £400 if you pay the fine early.
  If you catch Covid at the party the government will pay you £500 to self isolate, that's a £100 profit can't be bad.

Ahh, what economists call the cobra effect.