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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: belton rover on January 18, 2022, 11:05:22 pm

Title: What’s the difference…
Post by: belton rover on January 18, 2022, 11:05:22 pm

…between a hippo and a Zippo?


One’s really heavy but the other’s a little lighter.

Title: Re: What’s the difference…
Post by: Donnywolf on January 19, 2022, 04:41:10 pm

Carrots and peas ?

Anyone can boil carrots but nobody can pee soup

Title: Re: What’s the difference…
Post by: Donnywolf on January 19, 2022, 04:42:22 pm

Vitamin and a Hormone

You can't hear a vitamin but you can hear a ......

Title: Re: What’s the difference…
Post by: drfchound on January 19, 2022, 05:28:09 pm

…..between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can’t hit……..