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[SkellowRover]

Bloody hell - I've been scanning the forum for days for a worthwhile debate.

Lemon Curd in toast - eugh! In a tart - yes!  On bread - ok but not on toast.

Blueberry jam is a no on or in anything.

Marmite - supreme on toast. Simply the best if we're not going to fanny about heating up anything.

For the adventurous few, spread bread with Darylea then lightly spread marmite on the Darylea.  Go on.  Trust me!

I like lemon curd in a tart as well 

I like any sort of tart. Oh you mean ones you can eat daggers lol.

[Dagenham Rover]

Nowt like an old Tart   

[Wild Rover]

Who is?. I resemble that remark.

[Rios]

Bloody hell - I've been scanning the forum for days for a worthwhile debate.

Lemon Curd in toast - eugh! In a tart - yes!  On bread - ok but not on toast.

Blueberry jam is a no on or in anything.

Marmite - supreme on toast. Simply the best if we're not going to fanny about heating up anything.

For the adventurous few, spread bread with Darylea then lightly spread marmite on the Darylea.  Go on.  Trust me!

Jesus wept... has someone sand blasted your taste buds???   

p.s. this is a proper thread now!  Interesting snapshot of those that post on a piss take thread and those that haven't.

[mjdgreg]

I was going to post but didn't want it to get locked on you all as you were having so much fun!

[Rovers Return]

Bloody hell - I've been scanning the forum for days for a worthwhile debate.

Lemon Curd in toast - eugh! In a tart - yes!  On bread - ok but not on toast.

Blueberry jam is a no on or in anything.

Marmite - supreme on toast. Simply the best if we're not going to fanny about heating up anything.

For the adventurous few, spread bread with Darylea then lightly spread marmite on the Darylea.  Go on.  Trust me!

I like lemon curd in a tart as well 

I like any sort of tart. Oh you mean ones you can eat daggers lol.

You can eat them all can't you?   

[Viking Don]

Philadelphia, not dairylea! Commoner.

[jonnydog]

That Chocolate Philadelphia is really nice, which I found very surprising!

[jucyberry]

Best combination has to be Walkers cheese and onion crisps and a mars bar,mmmmmmm nom nom..

If you are talking Philly, it has to be a bacon tomato and Philly sandwich..Lovely..

[RedJ]

Dairy Milk or Galaxy before Quavers for me

[coventryrover]

mmmm peanut butter on a toasted crust mmm


my old ma used to spread masses of butter on even before the pb got a sniff of the toast.

[Mr1Croft]

However strange it is, I do like the combination of Onion Rings (proper red hot fried things, not the cheap crisps from Tesco) and Vanilla Ice Cream...

[Ldr]

Scampi Fries, that is all

[jonnydog]

Can't beat a bag of proper Pork Scratchings. Although I am partial to a spread of Duck and Orange pate' on sliced french stick.

[Alan_Rovers]

Why has this thread not been locked or moved to the off-topic section?

The moderators on this forum are useless.

[Rios]

Come on Al, admit to your preference... lemon curd, Philadelphia or Marmite!


(or maybe because the mods know we're taking the piss and have a sense of humour???)

[SkellowRover]

Why has this thread not been locked or moved to the off-topic section?

The moderators on this forum are useless.

Not as useless as putting some haslet on a lovely warm baguette and then realising you are out of branston pickle

[Alan_Rovers]

I prefer jam.

[silent majority]

Do you remember spreading lard on a piece of white bread? Didn't taste of anything really.

[Filo]

Why has this thread not been locked or moved to the off-topic section?

The moderators on this forum are useless.

We like to let you wallow in your own shite!

[Alan_Rovers]

Very professional response from a moderator.

[Filo]

Very professional response from a moderator.

Thank you, glad you appreciate it

[ravenrover]

Do you remember spreading lard on a piece of white bread? Didn't taste of anything really.

It did if you put salt on it!
Bread and sugar was my standby as a little un

[wilts rover]

What a set of posey posh b******s, peanut butter, lard, cheese, butter! we couldn't afford margarine, we had to do with scrapings of tar of t'road, and grateful for it to we were, and bread, we couldn't afford bread - we just had to pretend we had some... ehh you don't know how lucky you are..

[jucyberry]

Do you remember spreading lard on a piece of white bread? Didn't taste of anything really.

Blimey, suddenly I feel posh.. We  had dripping, not lard..mmmm beef dripping sarnies..

Loved sugar sandwiches and salad cream ones too..

[silent majority]

Do you remember spreading lard on a piece of white bread? Didn't taste of anything really.

Blimey, suddenly I feel posh.. We  had dripping, not lard..mmmm beef dripping sarnies..

Loved sugar sandwiches and salad cream ones too..

I think that's what I meant Jucy, my memories not very good, yes, definitely dripping and not lard,

but now you mention it salad cream sandwiches were also part and parcel of a young 'uns diet.

[Dagenham Rover]

Do you remember spreading lard on a piece of white bread? Didn't taste of anything really.

Blimey, suddenly I feel posh.. We  had dripping, not lard..mmmm beef dripping sarnies..

Loved sugar sandwiches and salad cream ones too..

Gawd I used to hate dripping sarnies the only bit I could vaguely stomach was the brown stuff from the bottom but my Dad used to nick most of that, now sugar sarnies that was a different kettle of fish, and if dripping was off there was always tripe 

[jucyberry]

Do you remember spreading lard on a piece of white bread? Didn't taste of anything really.

Blimey, suddenly I feel posh.. We  had dripping, not lard..mmmm beef dripping sarnies..

Loved sugar sandwiches and salad cream ones too..

I think that's what I meant Jucy, my memories not very good, yes, definitely dripping and not lard,

but now you mention it salad cream sandwiches were also part and parcel of a young 'uns diet.

Thank goodness for that Martin, you had me worried there for a moment..

Thankfully Daggers I can say with great relief there was NEVER tripe for us..phew..

[RobTheRover]

I'm very proud to say I have never eaten dripping or lard sandwiches.  And I'm a Rosso lad too, so dont be thinking I had one of those posh Bessacarr upbringings,

[SkellowRover]

Bakers near me years ago used to sell dripping on hot oven bottoms and they were beautiful.