Middlesbrough fan

[RedJ]

A 17 year old Boro fan's been banging on about how he's stolen half a seat from the Keepmoat from Saturday and it's been reported to the police and both clubs apparently.

If you're going to commit a criminal offence how f**king thick have you got to be to put it on facebook?



How the f**k's he walked out the ground with this though?

[Norfolk N Chance]

Thick as pudding !

[PDX_Rover]

How do you get half a seat? Is he a hobbit or did he bring a hacksaw?

[DevilMayCry]

What a stupid kid

[Boomstick]

I Wonder if it's a padded seat?,because he'll need it in the local nick

UTB = up the bum

[hoolahoop]

Wonder how long it will take them to fix that then ?
Daft , cocky kid that needs some help imo

[IDM]

What a stupid Kitson...

By the way, did we ever get to the bottom (sic) of the turdgate smear protest at Leyton Orient?  Unfortunately we all have our fair share of Kitsons I'm afraid...

[Filo]

Is there a name to his picture, so the club can pass it on to boro when they send the bill for repair to them

[big fat yorkshire pudding]

I imagine they'll pass the bill on to his club - clever kid eh?  Bloody stupid looking too.

[colincramb]

Typical little chav. They all have that same inbred, 8 stone wet through look about them. Criminal damage, destruction of property and theft. Nice one lad

[River Don]

Nice tracksuit.

[Filo]

Nice tracksuit.

I thought they were his PJ's

[River Don]

Once on a time all American high school kids needed an easy to wear throw on garment for when they participated in track & field.

Then the garment was taken up by all American black drop out kids, who used it as street wear.

Brands like Nike noticed this and realised it made their sportswear more dangerous, more cool so they started screen printing their logo on really big to lend their garments even more street appeal.

Then they started getting their tracksuits run up in Bangladesh where it was really cheap. But they still sold them with a hefty price tag.

Then Mike Ashley comes along and sees the power of sports brands, and realises he can make a pretty penny if he can sell the stuff in bulk at a lower price in large out of town outlets in the UK.

So we end up with kids like this thinking they look like some sort of dangerous American gangster rapper, while wearing dirt cheap pyjamas made by Bangladeshi peasants because they pay an extra £20 for a massive Nike logo.

It's a funny old world.

[MiKA]

Then those same kids start to walk around with their hands down their pants and their pants half way down their arses pretending to be gangsters.  In reality however they're just copying gay inmates from the US who showed off their arses to let other inmates know that they were 'available'!

http://i.stack.imgur.com/DXbbm.jpg

It's funny how fashion works   

[RedJ]

Is there a name to his picture, so the club can pass it on to boro when they send the bill for repair to them

He's changed his profile picture on facebook to it I think and someone's seen it on there to report it in the first place I'd imagine, plus the police have been notified as I say so they'll end up getting his name anyway.

[PDX_Rover]

Useless Teeside Biyatchhh.

[StocktonRover]

It's on the banks of the river Tees not the river Tee - hence Teesside 

[Standanista]

Lewis Crowe, 21, according to the Free Press:

http://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/dozy-doncaster-rovers-seat-thief-to-be-investigated-by-police-1-6414489

[Standanista]

Here's his Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/lewis.crowe.9

[The Red Baron]

Lewis Crowe, 21, according to the Free Press:

http://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/dozy-doncaster-rovers-seat-thief-to-be-investigated-by-police-1-6414489

If he gets nicked it serves him right for "Crowe-ing" about it. 

[shaun from thorne]

How did he break it in half, with a Crowe bar

[Mike_F]

It's not worth ranting and raven about!