Meet the Owners - Thursday 3rd September

[IDM]

Another cricket one I heard of, but cannot remember the player names or the exact quote, but it was something like this:

Close in fielder:  Looks like you've put on some timber mate..

New batsman:  Every time I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit...

[The Red Baron]

A Shane Warne one:

Warne to batsman: "Hey, mate, there's some shit on the end of your bat."

Batsman looks at the toe-end of his bat.

Warne. "No mate, I meant the other end!"

[bedale rover]

Another cricket one I heard of, but cannot remember the player names or the exact quote, but it was something like this:

Close in fielder:  Looks like you've put on some timber mate..

New batsman:  Every time I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit...

The second one was eddo brandes to Glenn McGrath when he asked " why are you so fat?"