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We had joyWe had funWe had (4) seasons in the sunBut the joy didn’t last…….We got rid of Sean O’Driscoll far too fastOK – so it’s only my humble opinion. ……and before you all jump down my throat I’ll try to explain why I believe that we have sold our collective footballing soul for a handful of magic beans.Under Sean O’Driscoll we were famous for playing good football - even if we lost. OK this had got a bit more frequent towards the end but we had built ourselves a reputation. Doncaster Rovers = the right way to play (fact…….ish). We had a way of playing. We had an identity, something different. The Arsenal of the North blah, blah, blah. Other local team’s supporters on “It’s a massive Grumble from me, Seth” were jealous of us – little Donny Rovers. I was proud of my club.So if he was allowed to carry on what was the very worst thing that could have happened to us this season under SOD? Answer – relegation! (……….but with stability and playing half decent football).What have we now got?Answer – [strike]Relegation[/strike] “The Experiment”But some might say “Ahh but this gives us a chance of staying up”. And some might say “Ahh but we have unbelievable players that we could never normally expect to sign - such as Spit-the-Diouf”. All of which is quite true - but I still think I would have still rather taken my chances with the tea-drinking, Arsene Wenger of the North. I like the understated - I’m a glass-half-empty person. Anyway, why is everyone sooooooo certain that it was a formality that we would have gone down under SOD? OK. SO’D v The Experiment or SOD the Experiment?…. let’s take a look through the keyhole at some of the issues………..1. Midfield dominance. IMO Sean O’Driscoll got this right and built a team around a solid but creative midfield. OK so the wheels came off big style when Richie Wellens left but how many times did we get overrun in midfield under SOD? Remember the time when we took the p**s out of (now premiership) QPR with the 22 pass move? So what are we like at the minute?.... Powder-puff at best. Mark Wilson’s patent Invisibility Cloak ™ has obviously stretched in the wash and can now be worn by several small midfielders ……all at the same time. 2. Tackling………………..remember that? We used to (occasionally) do this. Now it’s just a token waft of a leg as the opposition breezes past……...” I’ll look like I want to win the ball but really I don’t want to get injured”. Pray tell me the last Rovers player to sustain an injury from tackling someone. Now it’s a bruised metatarsal whilst training or a bit of a pulled hamstring when warming up. It’s never a “proper man’s” injury like a broken leg sustained whilst kicking lumps out of a big, hairy centre half…. and then running it off! (Á la Animal, Doolan etc.) 3. Shooting……………….remember that? We used to (occasionally) do this. Now we just pass side-ways/backwards and shirk any sort of responsibility. Hope we are never involved in a penalty shootout ‘cos I’m sure certain players would try to pass it.4. Heading………………..remember that? We ………………etc, etc. Why do we seem to concede from every single set piece going? Corners, free kicks…. The only set piece I feel comfortable at is when the opposition goalkeeper is taking a goal kick. Mind you…..some of these keepers can kick a dead ball a long way….. and with the wind……….oh god no, now I’m worried about them as well!5. Running about a bit…………..etc. etc. Why do we regularly get out-worked by the opposition? Close us down at the back and that’s it … game over. Big punt from the back to the incumbent big daft lad up front……that’s now the Rovers way.6. Free-Kicks. Don’t even get me started on free kicks!! The words “cows arse” and “banjo” spring to mind. What the hell do they do in training?Soooooooooo……….apart from these few minor glitches we look like world beaters. In the whole scheme of things, at the end of the day, what goes around comes around (and any other cliché I can muster) does it all really matter if/when we are relegated back to the English 3rd division? After all, the facts state that (historically) we are a lower league team with lower league support and this cannot be disputed. But what of “The Experiment” and what will happen to the [strike]mercenaries, Harlem Globetrotters[/strike], players that were hoping that DRFC was going to “put them into the shop window for a quick return to premiership glory”….. It now seems likely that the High Street shop will have a “Closing Down Sale” and re-locate back to Stainforth Market. So will the experiment continue next season? I may be wrong, but I think erm, perhaps ………… maybe not. Then what? Heaven forbid we might have to scout lower leagues for talent, develop them, and sell them on for a tasty profit………. just like most other teams have to!Will “The Experiment” prove to be the model that other clubs aspire to? Will it be the blueprint for success? Will everybody want what we’ve got? ………. as far as I am concerned they are welcome to it!! Nice try lads, no blame attached……… now let’s get back to being a proper football club!For my part, many years of abject misery following the Rovers (interspersed with the odd season, where there was a glimmer of hope), appears to be a sound basis for the stone-cold realism. In the olden days – (pre PlayStation i.e. 1970’s), my greatest ambition for the Rovers was to see a crowd big enough to fill the perimeter wall, all the way around Belle Vue - with no gaps. This now seems like a laughably low expectation - but at the time, to me this seemed an impossible dream. In those days it seemed like everybody in OBV knew each other, by sight if not by name! We all knew where our particular patch of dilapidated terracing was. We were brothers in arms, warriors if you like. We stood side by side (with some large gaps), fuelled by the injustice of being “Far Too Crap………. For Far Too Long”. But that was it. That was Donny Rovers and it was great (wipes away a tear!).……And now here we are…… and some people are moaning about piss-poor 8,000 attendances in a shiny (but dull) all-seater stadium!! WTF happened? Luddites (used to) rule OK!There is now a whole new generation that has been brought up on unprecedented Rovers success. Stoke, Cardiff, Wembley, …………deciding where to stand outside the Mansion House in next years’ victory parade (I kid you not!). It’s all been un-believable to me………. But where is the pain, misery and suffering to balance it out? Where are the years of turgid leg- work around lower league [strike]shit tips [/strike]grounds? Where is the balance? Where is the love? (oops…. Went into a Black Eyed Peas song there). Anyway, what goes up……..It’s like a boy band on Britain’s Got X Pop Star Talent Factor Idol being jettisoned into national stardom overnight……… without first doing the pub circuit and learning their craft. It’s manufactured and it can’t last…. (One Direction……..anybody!) Just as the Rovers recent (10 year) success can’t be sustained in the long term - One Direction……..anybody! Unfortunately for the newer fans, the kids who weren’t born when I was suffering for my art will be soon getting a large spoonful of reality check (without the sugar). Although it’s unforgivable and totally unacceptable that they weren’t born 20 years earlier, they might be accepted if, next season they join me in frrrrreezing my nuts of at Hartlepool on a Tuesday night in February! So you’ve had the glory boys and girls - now it’s time to earn your stripes (or hoops).RTID (or until we go down!).These are the opinions of The Loan Arranger. Any resemblance to any footballer or football team living, dead or half way in-between is purely co-incidental. Your home may be at risk if you do not keep up your repayments etc. etc. Remember this is A Tongue-in-Cheek Production.
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Hypothetically, if a club was offered a straight choice between Dean Saunders or Sean O'Driscoll to manage them in League One, I wonder how many would choose Saunders.
I would also choose SOD if relegation was a given. That said the only reason why Saunders is struggling is because the transfer policy offers no stability which means no consistency and no generic squad 'DNA' to build around. We haven't seen Saunders manage a core group of players and he is always rotating. Although a Wrexham it took him 3 years to find the right group of players. Can we afford to give him that much time here? I would like to say no but he has a three year contract and something tells me we are not going to be in a hurry to end it.
I notice that no one has yet mentioned the departure from the club last night of Mud. The kitman for those that don't know. He didn't even get on the bus back up north. He was going to leave at the end of this season anyway, but the combination of Morris leaving and the destruction of any sort of group mentality, group feeling, group support, team spirit if you like, led him to decide, basically, 'fcuk it. I've had enough of this shit'. All true.So, when you come to defend the current regime, the current model, the current heamorraghing of cash, remember what the cost of that regime is and what it will continue to be. Morality, pride, even football, have gone out of the window since last October. Instead we have McKay and Saunders - the new team. Get one, and you get the other. The character of the one can be judged from the known character of the other.I am ashamed of the Rovers today. And I used to be sooo proud of them.BobG