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Viking Chat => Viking Chat => Topic started by: Copps is Magic on September 22, 2014, 06:19:32 pm
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Please like your favourites. Winner gets a speedboat at the end of the season. I've been in touch with our sponsors and its going to have mahogany inlay throughout. So something to wet your appetite I'm sure. Will be sent 1st class recorded.
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This Week
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Table
Sheepskin Stu - 8
Not New Kato - 6
Viva Rovers -5
Copps is Magic - 5
belton rover - 5
Snods Shinpad 2 - 3
Canadian Rover - 3
Lincs Rover - 2
Donny Viking -1
South West Rover - 1
DonnyBazROver - 1
PDX_Rover - 1
Jonnydog - 1
afro goal machine - 1
DRNaith - 1
pib - 1
Dare to Dream - 1
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I ve just had a nice chat with some irish belizian man says he wants to put some cash into the club
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What do you mean we not doing pie and a pint after 2:30
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"Do you want a burger from the food kiosks?"
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Thought bubbles coming out of all the heads
"Can I stop gritting my teeth now?"
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'I wonder if they'll spot me a fiver for the bus home....'
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"... and then we're going to cut off the San Miguel optics"
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"Terry! John! I've got an idea where we can save money by transforming one of the rooms we are not going to need any more at the Keepmoat, and use it as headquarters for the new youth set-up. We're starting work on the trophy room tomorrow."
:chair:
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What do you mean you can get Messi to sign for a fiver and Louis Tomlinson going the other way.
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Sequentia - your having a laugh!
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DW "a horse walks into pub and orders a pint, barman says "" why the long face?"".
TB "hmmm"
JR "Kitson!"
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"Pah - what do they even know. I bet neither of them have Louis Tomlinson's phone number on speed dial. Go me, go me, go me, go me..."
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"Is the club shop out of Extra Large ties, John?"
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Smile, if you think you have the most money...
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Ryan:
Look at these knives in my back.
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Hey John, you know Ken Bates bought Chelsea with only £1 in his pocket!
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:laugh:
Ken Bates bought Chelsea with only £1 in his pocket!
"Ah but he was a fit and proper person!" :laugh:
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We plan to make some cost-cutting measures to make the club more sustainable. Flash ties are out for a start.
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Annual Q and A meeting.
Frostys question next, Terrys sat smug knowing whats coming.
JRs thinking FFS, this ones going to be an awkward one.
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"Mr Bramhall, Uncle Arthur says we can get promoted back to the Championship with a budget of £2 million"
JR "Stupid boy!"
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"I thought that stunt at Barnsley would have seen them off!"
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"And Deano said to me on the phone, "I don't suppose you know of any good plastic surgeons do you, Dick?""
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John waits patiently for his turn on the karaoke, Flying Lizards.
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At least I don't use Just For Men.
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JR: f**king hell those pesky Vikings are here!
DW: ah ah ah ah!
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DW: We're sorry John, but me and Terry have spoken as the majority shareholders, and we feel we must decline the offer in the long term interests of Doncaster Rovers and it will be in the interest of the club to keep things how they are, simply put we just don't think red ties will catch on.
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JR. Okay if not Sequentia how about me and Louis Tomlinson running this club
TB. He's still having a laugh
:scarf:
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I'd have gotten away with it if wasn't for those meddling old bids.
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As well as louis on board he wanted to replace dickov with Ricky Tomlinson
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"See, Dick, Terry, I've got the fax of that bank statement right here in me top pocket. I know it looks hand-written but you know, fax machines are pretty basic in Belize. See, it does say 40 million quid right there, to the left of the drawing of a knob and pair of tits."
Or
"I know what Phelan a fair of tits feels like."
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(Dick speaking) Hey guys, have you heard the one about the Irishman, the bloke from Belize and the pop star - it's a cracker!
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(Dick speaking). Hey, john, terry.........ha ha! That reminds me of that new defender those Irish fellas were planning to buy!
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Hey John, Saunders phoned and said he wanted a word with you about his leaving present.
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Are you serious? We bought a F×ckin rugby club!
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Bloody back stabbers
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TB: I knew I shouldn't have had that curry last night. Hope John can't smell it?
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DW: Someone called IC1967 told me to bet Yes on the Scottish Independence
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New "Spot the Responsible Football Club Owner" competition announced.
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John finds 50p in his trouser pocket.
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DW: Someone called IC1967 told me to bet Yes on the Scottish Independence
But said nothing about "laying it off!". I guess there's a chance he might just, maybe, possibly, been bullsh*tting me!!
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JR reacts to being told Theo is on penalties.
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Was it you who persuaded me to sign theo?
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Triple substitution for Rovers, on come Watson, Bramall and... Blunt. Ryan is massively gutted, no wonder he wasn't chosen then.
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Too late John Ryan realises it was actually this Dick those fans had wanted out.
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"We'd like to announce a new innovative partnership with a pop sensation and local boy done good.... John Parr! Wristband anyone?"
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The three Yorkshire men.
DW; "Aye money doesn't buy you happiness"
TB: "Aye! we were happier when we had nowt!"
DW; "We used to play at a tiny old ground with great big holes in t'roof."
TB; "Aye, the happiest days of our lives. Who needs big crowds, corporate facilities, success even!"
DW; "Aye, the only 'box' they ever had at the old ground back then warra shoebox - to stand on!"
TB; "Aye, until they got ideas above their station!"
DW; "We dint mind losing, we expected to lose, WE won nowt, but then we spent nowt, so we lost nowt!"
TB/DW; " And you try and tell the young fans of today that ..... they won't believe you.
JR: (Thinks) That's me done, I'm quitting before t'Barnsley game."
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I agree with John actually..
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Don't look now Terry, but someone's just told John how well the Fund Raiser isn't doing.
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John Ryan discovers that Dick and Terry's model railway is N gauge.
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JR: Does my tum look big in this ?
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Never mind even if Theo had buried that penalty it was a crap draw for the next round
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Heard a good one t'other day, they reckon you have to have £5 million cash if you want to buy a club these days
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"Wot new chaman wud u get?"
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Dick: Don't pull that face John. Who smelt it dealt it.
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TB Time for Dickov to go, sack him in the morning JR you wanted him you get rid of him
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Sorry lads, he's a neighbour, has been in my box at city, and has a great train set.
I didn't know he'd make a shit manager.
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I don't know how to post the picture, but the one here would make a good caption competition:
http://www.doncasterroversfc.co.uk/news/article/free-pizza-1985084.aspx
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JR - Louis Tomlinson is so much easier on the eye!
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have to laugh terry took john 15years to turn this club round its only going to take us 2 years to f+++ it up so we can build some more offices here