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How about the miss saying Of namesNext time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public barSomewhere . "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"sit back and enjoy
Quote from: oslorovers on November 28, 2014, 02:05:53 pmHow about the miss saying Of namesNext time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public barSomewhere . "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"sit back and enjoyThe old ones are always the best eh Oslo?
Or Tony Hookem's brother Alf.
Quote from: oslorovers on November 28, 2014, 02:05:53 pmHow about the miss saying Of namesNext time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public barSomewhere . "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"sit back and enjoyThe old ones are always the best eh Oslo? [/quoteQuote from: Filo on November 28, 2014, 02:19:36 pmQuote from: oslorovers on November 28, 2014, 02:05:53 pmHow about the miss saying Of namesNext time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public barSomewhere . "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"sit back and enjoyThe old ones are always the best eh Oslo? I remember someone pulling a varient of that on a young female trainee at work many moons ago. It resulted in her yelling out "has anyone seen Mike Hunt" across a crowded tea bar. Everyone was in hysterics apart from the poor lass whose face went redder than a ripe tomato. It would have probably ended up in a huge sexual harassment case nowadays.That was in the days when trainees were still sent on errands for tins of elbow grease and buckets of compressed air.
Quote from: Filo on November 28, 2014, 02:19:36 pmQuote from: oslorovers on November 28, 2014, 02:05:53 pmHow about the miss saying Of namesNext time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public barSomewhere . "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"sit back and enjoyThe old ones are always the best eh Oslo? [/quoteQuote from: Filo on November 28, 2014, 02:19:36 pmQuote from: oslorovers on November 28, 2014, 02:05:53 pmHow about the miss saying Of namesNext time Your in yer local pub and the barmaid is working.Nip outside and call the pub and When she answers the phone Ask to speak to " a mike hunt",who will be sat in the tap room or Public barSomewhere . "Phone call for mike hunt,PHONE call for MIKE HUNT"sit back and enjoyThe old ones are always the best eh Oslo? I remember someone pulling a varient of that on a young female trainee at work many moons ago. It resulted in her yelling out "has anyone seen Mike Hunt" across a crowded tea bar. Everyone was in hysterics apart from the poor lass whose face went redder than a ripe tomato. It would have probably ended up in a huge sexual harassment case nowadays.That was in the days when trainees were still sent on errands for tins of elbow grease and buckets of compressed air. Also the long stand and short stand ,sky hooks ,spare bubble for spirit level,french letters ,sure there is more
Graingrover but my name is of course Grainger whereas our erstwhile winger was Colin Granger.
The worst of the lot is 'have' spelt 'of'.....'Should of'....Rate gets on my tits.
Dutch is your first name Brian or Bryan?