Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Dickie Dido on August 29, 2010, 11:54:40 pm
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What sort of attachment would you have?
Would you be the aggressive sort who would choose a knife, or even worse a Machete, a Hook, or maybe you're more of the hedonistic type who would pick a vibrating tube, about an inch and a half wide, and felt lined?
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A Swiss army type one. With one attachment being the vibrating tube, although it'd have to be a wee bit wider.
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I'ds have a 4 foot prick on mine. And I'd shove it up Maggie Thatchers's arse.
BobG
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I actually lol at that!
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What's Dennis Wise doing these days?
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An excellent question and debating point.
I too would have to go with a self made swiss army style attachments.
Initially the standard day to day hand would just have the basics, like Penis attachments and clit ticklers.
I would do a bit of showboating at parties and have a hand with 'God' written on it and shout 'brap brap, now then lads, Maradona'a in the house'. Also a tiny hand and in the same scenario 'yo yo yo, word up, the Beadles in the house'
It would be good in the garage in it's swiss army style, flick a saw out for a bit of woodwork, pliers, hammer, chisel etc etc.
A gloved cast iron hand, for when you are going to be scrapping.
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Bentley Bullet wrote:
What's Dennis Wise doing these days?
Still waiting for us to crumble :laugh: