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Title: Here ya go JR!
Post by: Nudga on September 09, 2010, 09:47:35 am
Nudga Needham IV is due in March, don't say I don't do anything for my team  ;)
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: CusworthRovers on September 09, 2010, 10:10:40 am
Good man.

I doubt the club offered you any incentives to bash another kid out. This is getting ridiculous. Mozzer is missing a trick here. Why aren't all the lads being contacted to see if they will fertilise their wives/partners and thus produce more kids. The future is babies, and we should be tapping into this market. Clearly a few on here are having to do it themselves to try and secure the future of DRFC without any assistance from the club.

Did you get any assistance from the club in helping you with an erection, putting it in, any thrust help, any clean up help?......I can wager now, that you will answer no......honestly

I'm going to email the club, but I doubt they'll even reply.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Nudga on September 09, 2010, 10:14:28 am
Did you get any assistance from the club in helping you with an erection, putting it in, any thrust help, any clean up help?......I can wager now, that you will answer no......honestly

I'm going to email the club, but I doubt they'll even reply


 :laugh:  ha ha nice one Cussy, I've just spat me cuppa tea all over the laptop reading that.


Actually, we had Dave Mozzer round to fluff my missus up and get her all moist for my re-entry but alas, he didn't do a rate good job so we f**ked him off and I got some lard out of the fridge.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: CusworthRovers on September 09, 2010, 10:28:38 am
And here the problems start..............What fcuking qualification has Mozzer got in fluffing or even a proven track record.


Last season I wrote to the club informing them that I intended to fertilise the wife in order to produce another Rovers fan and may require some help, I got a visit from Mozzer.

Picture the scene. Mrs CR and I had done a lovely evening of fine wines and Belgium chocolates, nice music, loving compliments passed back and forth....and then time for bedtime. As Mrs CR was waiting for the arrival of the train to platform 1, I've got Mozzer stood at the end of the bed reciting Football Leagues rules and regs chapter 6 paragraph b. Needless to say the train never arrived and the platform was drier than a Nomads flip flop.

Call that fluffing, I've shit better. Needless to say the stroker was shown the door, and another Rovers fan was not produced.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Sheepskin Stu on September 09, 2010, 10:51:36 am
Nudga wrote:
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Actually, we had Dave Mozzer round to fluff my missus up and get her all moist for my re-entry...


Feel free to use the word moist more often in general conversation.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Nudga on September 09, 2010, 01:34:20 pm
Sheepskin Stu wrote:
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Nudga wrote:
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Actually, we had Dave Mozzer round to fluff my missus up and get her all moist for my re-entry...


Feel free to use the word moist more often in general conversation.



Moist is one of my all time favourite words actually, along with clunge, tea towel holder and pamphlet.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Perks on September 09, 2010, 02:01:22 pm
C u n t happens to be my favourite word. No other word needed when being used.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Keith Myath on September 09, 2010, 03:33:16 pm
+1 Here, Finn to be born in the next 6 weeks, to add to the growing family of Rovers fans.

Feel slightly odd about it as we have just moved to Scunthorpe 'better schools and cheaper housing' so he will be now born in Scunny!

Im going down the lines that he is born under a Doncaster postcode and hence has every right to support another towns team  :blush:
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Filo on September 09, 2010, 03:50:40 pm
Keith Myath wrote:
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+1 Here, Finn to be born in the next 6 weeks, to add to the growing family of Rovers fans.

Feel slightly odd about it as we have just moved to Scunthorpe 'better schools and cheaper housing' so he will be now born in Scunny!

Im going down the lines that he is born under a Doncaster postcode and hence has every right to support another towns team  :blush:



As soon as the first signs of Labour appear drag the missus into the car and head for DRI  :laugh:
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Keith Myath on September 09, 2010, 04:16:13 pm
Joking aside we thought about it, if it wasnt for a slight complication with the birth we'd agreed for him to be born at Donny Royal.

As it is she's already in hospital at Scunny untill she drops
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: BLIR on September 09, 2010, 04:38:03 pm
Nudga wrote:
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Moist is one of my all time favourite words actually, along with clunge, tea towel holder and pamphlet.


Call me naive, but what is a pamphlet? I'm guessing there's some filthy connotation, knowing you   :laugh:
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Nudga on September 09, 2010, 11:39:43 pm
BLIR wrote:
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Nudga wrote:
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Moist is one of my all time favourite words actually, along with clunge, tea towel holder and pamphlet.


Call me naive, but what is a pamphlet? I'm guessing there's some filthy connotation, knowing you   :laugh:


Did i spell it wrong? It's the adult art material glossery.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: RobTheRover on September 10, 2010, 12:25:47 am
Ah, a jazz pamphlet, you mean.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: auckleyflyer on September 12, 2010, 08:03:53 am
+1 end of Oct :)

get this tho to a sheffielder (fowls supporting family) and up to this week she's been going Rotherscum general!!! :blush:  we just moved intogether tho at lakeside, so changed quack's pronto! will be born at DRI \"result of the year\"
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: jucyberry on September 12, 2010, 04:13:31 pm
Congratulations to you and your lady Chris, I see you put the lack of weekend overtime to good use....  ;)

and to all of you who are busy preparing for a veritable stampede of future junior Rovers.   :)
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on September 13, 2010, 12:46:44 pm
Congratulations.   :)

Our lass is due to give birth to our first Son, (following two girls who are now five and 18 months), late Feb early March ish.
Title: Re:Here ya go JR!
Post by: keyser_soze on September 13, 2010, 01:14:19 pm
CusworthRovers wrote:
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Did you get any assistance from the club in helping you with an erection, putting it in, any thrust help, any clean up help?......I can wager now, that you will answer no......honestly

I'm going to email the club, but I doubt they'll even reply.


To be fair, as the vinegar strokes approach I often start listing the players by squad number in my head, don't very often get past #10 though.