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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: BillyStubbsTears on September 26, 2010, 12:24:12 am

Title: E-bay help!
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 26, 2010, 12:24:12 am
Somebody help me. I've f**ked up on e-Bay.

While pissed last night, I put in a bid of £100 for the head of a Mickey Mouse outfit.

It's currently the top bid and e-Bay want to know if I want Nick Clegg delievered by post or if I'll pick him up myself.
Title: Re:E-bay help!
Post by: Viking Don on September 26, 2010, 12:36:45 am
He's a lightweight so get him delivered.
Title: Re:E-bay help!
Post by: Filo on September 26, 2010, 09:59:30 am
BillyStubbsTears wrote:
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Somebody help me. I've fcuked up on e-Bay.

While pissed last night, I put in a bid of £100 for the head of a Mickey Mouse outfit.

It's currently the top bid and e-Bay want to know if I want Nick Clegg delievered by post or if I'll pick him up myself.



Send him back, he`ll not be anything like the description in the ad, the seller has pulled the wool over your eyes  :laugh:
Title: Re:E-bay help!
Post by: BobG on September 26, 2010, 04:12:39 pm
Oh I dunno.I wonder if taking delivery would be a good idea given that it'd mean you could start by sticking pins in it, following that by slowly pulling each limb from the torso (listening all the while to the tearing, rending noises) and follow up with a ceremonial bonfire? Be quite good fun that.

BobG
Title: Re:E-bay help!
Post by: Filo on September 26, 2010, 04:35:46 pm
It`ll be a fake, the real Nick Clegg is owned by a Mr Cameron of London!