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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Old Popsider on October 01, 2010, 01:16:29 am
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Lay GaGa has released news of a cancer scare to the press after finding a lump.
Doctors later diagnosed this as her dick.
My wife asked me if I'd ever regretted saying something.
\"I do\" I replied.
\"What was it then?\" she asked.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The chairman of the Indian Commonwealth Games organising committee has just tried hanging himself but failed.
The ceiling collapsed!!
It was all kicking off in the cocktail bar last night........so I threw a punch.
I took my wife to Specsavers this morning - even they couldn't see why I'd married her.
I watched two dwarfs start throwing punches at each other in the car park today.
It was probably the shortest fight I'd ever seen.....
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I just got one of them 3d tv's, jeez they are good, I fell asleep watching the Liverpool match and when I woke up someone had knicked me wallet.
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I was once in a band called 'Missing Cat', you probably saw our posters.