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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: CusworthRovers on October 26, 2010, 09:42:10 am
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I appreciate some of you crazy cats see me as a bit of a charmer or a flirt with the ladies, or Belton Rover for that matter. I'm a dog on heat at he moment folks and been out on the pull constantly. Anyway to give some of you troglodytes a leg up with the chicks, I've compiled my best chat up lines and their effectiveness.
'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven'.....success rate 29%
'Grab your coat, you've pulled'...........success rate 33%
'Naah then darling, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?'.....success rate 56%
'Excuse me love. I'm going to poke you in a minute, whether it's with my cock or with this knife is entirely up to you, now get in the f**kin van.........success rate 100%
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I've had a similar strike rate recently. I was fed up of women screaming \"NO NO NO\" but recently they've all been making those lovely \"mmmm\" noises. All it took was a roll of gaffer tape.
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Speaking of strike rate, I'm noticing an instant spark between me and all the girls I seem to pick up these days. That Taser gun is the best thing I've ever bought
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I'm supried you havent used this one....
Hello lovelee ladeeee, It's me Cusworth rover.....Legend in my own lunchbox, leading light and high priest of lurve on the VSC....
I know you have heard of me,I'm the envy of every red blooded man in Thorne, all the men are in awe of my pigeon plucking skills...Fnarr fnarr......
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If I didn't have my fella who is to me just perfect, and I had to make a composite Donny man out of some of you boys I would have to choose BST's clever mind, Bob's nurturing skills, Cussy's charm the birds out of the trees smoothness and Nudgas naughty predisposition...
I figure that is an almost irrestable combination personally.:)
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I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.
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CusworthRovers wrote:
I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.
Knowing what a lady needs in the bedroom is different from coming up with the goods, ya talk a good game Cussie! :laugh:
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Let me have 30 mins with Mrs Filo and we'll see who walks the walk.
When I head South mate, there's 3 areas that get the full attention. Trouble is, Mrs Filo will never want anybody else after a cheeky session with me, and that includes you. That said, you pay the bills and I'll do the MOT's. Everybody's happy.
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CusworthRovers wrote:
Let me have 30 mins with Mrs Filo and we'll see who walks the walk.
When I head South mate, there's 3 areas that get the full attention. Trouble is, Mrs Filo will never want anybody else after a cheeky session with me, and that includes you. That said, you pay the bills and I'll do the MOT's. Everybody's happy.
Mrs Filo is a Stainy lass and by birth right is good to the lads, but even she has got morals and would n`t stoop so low as to entertain a 6 fingered inbred from Thorne ;)
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CusworthRovers wrote:
I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.
Ooooo a Schreiber fitted bedroom suite and a flat screen tv? :laugh: :laugh:
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What's a predisposition? Is this a good thing? Does this make me attractive to the ladies?
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Well, to beasties with disgracefully filthy minds like me, yup...very... ;)
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jucyberry wrote:
CusworthRovers wrote:
I'm all 4 of them rolled into one, cherry pie....plus I know what a lady needs in the bedroom, unlike those other 3.
Ooooo a Schreiber fitted bedroom suite and a flat screen tv? :laugh: :laugh:
I cannot promise a flat screen TV, but I can guarantee something that will feel like a 42\"
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CusworthRovers wrote:
When I head South mate, there's 3 areas that get the full attention.
Retford, Newark and Grantham?
Full of scrunters, the lot of 'em. No wonder you give 'em full attention.