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Title: Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Savvy on October 29, 2010, 05:42:40 pm
Just watched last nights episode on the planner, can anyone actually which her programmes without getting a twitch on?

Never mind Bo Derek, this girls the complete package!!!

 (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/pope.gif)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on October 29, 2010, 06:43:51 pm
Well Stace and I watched it, but it didn't do anything for us..  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Have to say she seems to be simpering even more than usual and that's going some, and are we really supposed to believe she gets up in the middle of the night to pig out like that? she would be the size of the two fat ladies put together if she did...

Having said that, she is the most stunningly lovely woman.  Where Delia looks like she would slap the back of your leg if you messed up her recipie, Nigella, looks as if she would just pitch in and scoff it however it turns out.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Savvy on October 29, 2010, 07:25:25 pm
jucyberry wrote:
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Well Stace and I watched it, but it didn't do anything for us..  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Have to say she seems to be simpering even more than usual and that's going some, and are we really supposed to believe she gets up in the middle of the night to pig out like that? she would be the size of the two fat ladies put together if she did...

Having said that, she is the most stunningly lovely woman.  Where Delia looks like she would slap the back of your leg if you messed up her recipie, Nigella, looks as if she would just pitch in and scoff it however it turns out.


Old Delia's partial to a drop of the old cooking sherry as well, wheras Nigella looks more of a Pimms Girl to me!!!
 (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/sidjames-20101029.gif)

That Roast rib of beef with port and stilton gravy she conjured up on the last christmas show looked define, if I'd have prepared that, I'd have been prepared to fight anyone who so much as pointed a knife at it!!!!  (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/sidjames-20101029.gif)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on October 29, 2010, 09:30:50 pm
Easy job for the cameraman, who is always well scripted before each shoot.

1. Food shot
2. Breast shot
3. Smouldering raven haired face shot
4. Breast shot
5. Food shot
6. Breast shot
7. Smouldering....and so on and so forth


Linking in with that Claret Charlie thread, this lady would be ideal for that
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: DN8ROVER on October 29, 2010, 09:58:18 pm
Posh bird...mucky as f**k...i'd bell her all over!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Shornton on October 29, 2010, 10:30:30 pm
I'm sure she's really happy about that,
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on October 29, 2010, 10:35:19 pm
I'm just glad Jamie Oliver doesn't use such come hither tecniques (sp) the thought of him flutterng his eyelashes in such a fashion is qiute gag making.....

Now Gino DiCampo on the other hand...................  ;)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BobG on October 29, 2010, 11:42:55 pm
No. No. NO. NO. And no.

She should have been seen to round the back of the bikesheds when she was abaout 16.

Bloody awful woman.

BobG
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Savvy on October 30, 2010, 12:01:01 am
Aw, come on Bob, marks out of two, surely you'd give her one? (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/mcl-20101030.gif)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BobG on October 30, 2010, 12:53:33 am
No. I wouldn't. Honestly, I thinks she's dreadful. Dreadful physically with too much weight flopping about and dreadful too when she opens her mouth.  Can you just imagine having to listen to that yacking on while you're doing the business? I feel sick already.

BobG
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: eastender on October 30, 2010, 02:24:08 am
She is Pure Filth  :)




(http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo164/eastender1/nigella-lawson-breast-supporting-dress.jpg)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on October 30, 2010, 07:14:03 am
She looks like a bloody Bo Selecta there. Nice rack but that face is all wrong. I know you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire but you still wake up to the ashes in the morning. I'm with Bob on this one... although my judgement probably shouldn't be trusted as I'd quite like to give Kirstie Allsop one!

P.S. For legal reasons may I say that whilst in agreement with bob I'd like to change \"about\" to \"at least\"  ;)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Donnywolf on October 30, 2010, 07:35:23 am
eastender wrote:
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She is Pure Filth  :)




(http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo164/eastender1/nigella-lawson-breast-supporting-dress.jpg)


cant disagree with that but I CANT forget from whence she came and an image of her dad and in particlar his Spitting Image puppet always spoils the image.




Nigel Lawson - or WE ALL SIGN ON - perfect anagram for a Maggie Chancellor
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BobG on October 30, 2010, 09:09:26 pm
Looking at that pic.... I'd rather shag her Dad. And I ain't gay either.

BobG
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Snods Shinpad 2 on October 30, 2010, 09:23:16 pm
If she asked me nicely, I'd pop my veg in her Aga.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Dickie Dido on October 30, 2010, 11:28:09 pm
Looks aren't everything, but you can't w**k over a personality.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Savvy on October 30, 2010, 11:56:32 pm
Dickie Dido wrote:
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Looks aren't everything, but you can't wonk over a personality.


And being a Bentley lad, I've always thought there was alot of mileage in the old adage \"a bad fcuk is better than a good wonk\"!!!!   (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/monkey-20101030.gif)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on October 31, 2010, 07:30:43 am
I think some of you need your pecker feeling. How could you turn that down?

Agreed, not Miss World standard, but very much horses for courses. In my dreams I don't have a room full of stick insects or all looking like barbie dolls.

What I would do with her puddings or her beef curtains!

Cream on that madam?

And this ones for your dad love.......bushta, straight up to the acorns
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Al4475 on October 31, 2010, 07:53:57 am
She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Savvy on October 31, 2010, 10:00:07 am
Al4475 wrote:
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She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg


FFS!  Cornflakes just gone all over the place!  

Are you two acquainted? Looks like you've taken that with your camera phone, either way outstanding work!!!!

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Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Filo on October 31, 2010, 12:05:35 pm
Well I would!  :laugh:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: eastender on October 31, 2010, 01:56:38 pm
Nigella talking dirty  :laugh:


Don't view if easily offended.



[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12J95N6Zyqc[/video]
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on October 31, 2010, 02:54:41 pm
Quality, although one or two may be offended
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: inSODwetrust on November 01, 2010, 10:56:27 am
Never mind Nigella, watched Single Father and Suranne Jones might have wonky eyebrows, but everything else seems ok to me!  ;)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 01, 2010, 10:58:36 am
Did she get her norks out then? I only ask because the missus has been watching it and she skyplussed it last night. I thought it looked shite so I haven't been watching but it could be worth fast forwarding through later on!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: inSODwetrust on November 01, 2010, 11:41:02 am
There was a bit of titage in last weeks episode when they fcuked in a hotel in Edinburgh, but she had them covered by the bed sheets, but you got the idea of the size etc.  :)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Wellington Vaults on November 01, 2010, 07:25:54 pm
inSODwetrust wrote:
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There was a bit of titage in last weeks episode when they fcuked in a hotel in Edinburgh, but she had them covered by the bed sheets, but you got the idea of the size etc.  :)


Bloody hell, I know Nigella can be a little on the \"suggestive\" side, but full blown sex is a bit near the bone.  What on eath was on the menu?  Surely not her famous Battered Buns?
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Old Popsider on November 02, 2010, 12:48:17 am
Al4475 wrote:
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She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg


Udderly delightful!! Keep me ears warm on a cold night :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: nightporter on November 02, 2010, 10:55:32 am
Suranne Jones, now you're talking. (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Suranne_Jones_16_1024x768.jpg)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Nudga on November 02, 2010, 04:53:53 pm
nightporter wrote:
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Suranne Jones, now you're talking. (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Suranne_Jones_16_1024x768.jpg)



Holy vagina Batman, i'd snap that bitch in two.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: bobjimwilly on November 02, 2010, 07:16:35 pm
When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts?  :blink:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2010, 07:33:09 pm
bobjimwilly wrote:
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When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts?  :blink:




Nigella \" When stuffing a Turkey, par 'Tits' legs and push in the paxo\"
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: bobjimwilly on November 02, 2010, 10:18:57 pm
Bentley Bullet wrote:
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bobjimwilly wrote:
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When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts?  :blink:




Nigella \" When stuffing a Turkey, par 'Tits' legs and push in the paxo\"


lol quality - good call!  :laugh:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 03, 2010, 09:15:10 am
This is now officially my favourite off topic thread.

Actually, second favourite.  MikeF's \"Film titles with the word Kitson in them\" still rules.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 04, 2010, 12:33:54 pm
nightporter wrote:
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Suranne Jones, now you're talking. (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Suranne_Jones_16_1024x768.jpg)



Sweet Jesus of Nazareth, I hate those naff greasy Ketchup/Mustard bottles.


I would just be happy to nail her belly button, might suit my sparra anyway
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 04, 2010, 04:00:48 pm
RobTheRover wrote:
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This is now officially my favourite off topic thread.

Actually, second favourite.  MikeF's \"Film titles with the word cnut in them\" still rules.


Why thank you Rob, you Jurassic Kitson, you!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 09, 2010, 01:29:02 am
I preferred \"Kitsonfinger\"
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: donnyjay on November 09, 2010, 01:39:14 am
Why can't I find that thread in the search section Rob?
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 09, 2010, 09:48:44 am
It was on th old board - when I heard that the word \"
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 09, 2010, 10:52:37 am
As said, is there a link to that old thread. Comedy Forum gold.

Personally I think we should do it again, not to kill it mind, but in times of celebration, like play offs, Xmas Eve, New Years Eve or when Carlings banned
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 09, 2010, 11:42:53 am
Perhaps you're right mate. We could have a festive edition with such classics as:

Kitson Alone
It's a Wonderful Kitson
The Kitson of  Music

and my personal favourite; Santa Claus: The Kitson.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Dagenham Rover on November 09, 2010, 12:36:40 pm
Big Cnut  Little Cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 09, 2010, 02:27:30 pm
Shit boys, leave it you've got me on one now:

The Kitson of Oz
Seven Kitsons for Seven Brothers

or


Deck the Kitson with boughs of holly fal la la laaa, lal la la laaar
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Sheepskin Stu on November 09, 2010, 07:55:22 pm
Raiders Of The Lost Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 09, 2010, 08:46:46 pm
God I wish this had never started up again - it's like tourettes; I don't want to post nay more but I can't help it. I've got film titles eating away inside and after that stressful first half I've got to let them out before they drive me mad...

The Notorious Betty Kitson
The Shawshank Kitson
Karate Kitson
Kitson vs Predator
Moulin Kitson
Romeo and Kitson

aaaand relax. That's better.

Actually I seem to remember the original thread attracting something daft like two million views in 48 hours. Which just goes to show how many Kitsons there are putting Kitson into their search engines!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 09, 2010, 08:58:55 pm
Classic songs:

Simple Minds: Belfast Kitson

Specials: Longshot Kick De Kitson

Stone Roses: I Wanna Be A Kitson

Slade: Cum on Feel the Kitson

Gorillaz: Feel Good Kitson

Style Council: Speak Like a Kitson

The Jam: Absolute Kitsons
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Nudga on November 10, 2010, 06:52:32 am
Always liked to see Wallace and Gromit and a Kitson Shave at Christmas.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 10, 2010, 07:28:23 am
Harry Potter and the Order of the Cnut

or my favourite from the Lord of the Cnut trilogy
The Return of the Cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 10, 2010, 07:38:55 am
The Hunt For Red Cnut
Cnut Academy
The Man With Two Cnuts
The Cnut Who Loved Me
Cnutfellas
Snatch
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: bobjimwilly on November 10, 2010, 08:36:36 am
RobTheRover wrote:
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The Hunt For Red Cnut
Cnut Academy
The Man With Two Cnuts
The Cnut Who Loved Me
Cnutfellas
Snatch


quality  :P
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 10, 2010, 10:00:24 am
Oldie classics.

The Day the Kitson Stood Still
Invasion of the KitsonSnatchers
On the WaterKitson.
The Kitson Machine
Clash of the Kitsons
It Came From Outer Kitson
The Man With the Golden Kitson
War of the Kitsons.
The Kitson Who Fell To Earth
The Kitsons from Brazil
The Day the Kitson Caught Fire
Mars Needs Kitsons
Dr StrangeKitson (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kitson)
The Kitson that Time Forgot
20,000 Kitsons Under the Sea.
Journey to the Centre of the Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BobG on November 10, 2010, 10:13:46 am
Where Kitsons Dare
The Last Kitson
The Sound of Kitson
Mary Kitson
Bring Me the Head of a Kitson
The Hunt for Red Kitson
Kitsons High
633 Kitsons - now the musical accompaniment to that would be just perfick!
Top Kitson

BobG
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: eastender on November 10, 2010, 11:18:20 am
Last [strike]Tango[/strike] Cnut in Paris

[strike]Gangs[/strike] Cnuts of New York

American [strike]Werewolf[/strike] Cnut in London

[strike]Sleepless[/strike] Cnutless in Seattle

[strike]Moscow[/strike] Cnut is bleeding

Texas [strike]Chainsaw[/strike] Cnut massacre

Shanghai [strike]Surprise[/strike] Cnut

[strike]Chicago[/strike] Cnut

Miss [strike]Saigon[/strike] Cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 10, 2010, 12:10:40 pm
More song titles:

Sitting on the Kitson of the Bay
Smells Like Teen Kitson
Saturday night Kitson
Kitson is the Law
This is How it Feels to be Kitson
Dancing in the Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 10, 2010, 12:22:29 pm
Kitson with the wind
Whatever happened to baby Kitson
Kitson by gaslight
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: keyser_soze on November 10, 2010, 01:24:08 pm
Indiana [strike]Jones[/strike] Cnut and the [strike]Temple[/strike] Cnut of Doom
Star [strike]Wars[/strike] Cnuts - A New [strike]Hope[/strike] Cnut
The Dark [strike]Knight[/strike] Cnut
The Italian [strike]Job[/strike] Cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 10, 2010, 01:30:36 pm
More songs.

Abba  Gimme Gimme Gimme a Kitson after Midnight.

Stone Roses. I am the Kitson

Iggy Pop. I wanna be your Kitson.

Beatles. I wanna hold your Kitson

Elvis. You were always on my Kitson.

Madness. Baggy Kitsons.

New Order. Kitsons like us.

Nena. 99 Red Kitsons

Wings. Give Ireland back to the Kitsons.

Simple Minds. Promised you a Kitson & Glittering Kitson & Up on the Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 10, 2010, 02:02:43 pm
More movies....

On Golden Cnut
Cnut on the Roof
Enter the Cnut
When Harry Met Cnut
Three Men and a Little Cnut
Dirty Cnut
Father of the Cnut
In the name of the Cnut
Cnut in Pink
The Breakfast Cnut
Cnut at Tiffanys
King Cnut
The Girls with the Pearl Cnut
The Girl with the Cnut Tattoo
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Filo on November 10, 2010, 02:16:59 pm
Big Kitsonry
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: River Don on November 10, 2010, 03:25:58 pm
the Extra Cnut
StarCnut or Cnutwars
The Cnut Strikes Back
Return of the Cnut
Zulu Cnut
The Loneliness of a Long Distance Cnut
The Good, the Bad & the Cnut
Toy Cnut or Cnut Story
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Cnut
The Cnut of Brian
Resovoir Cnut
CnutSpotting
There will be Cnut
Apocalypse Cnut
Brassed Cnut
The Full Cnut
Full Metal Cnut
One Flew over the Cnuts Nest
Raging Cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: River Don on November 10, 2010, 03:54:34 pm
The Long Good Cnut
Get Cnut
Rebel Without a Cnut
A Clockwork Cnut
Hannah and Her Cnut
Terminator 2: Judgement Cnut
Cnut Galore!
The Towering Cnut
The Muppet Christmas Cnut

...Must.Stop.This...Now!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 10, 2010, 05:47:39 pm
BillyStubbsTears wrote:
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More songs.

 

New Order. cnuts like us.


 


My favourite New Order song

Blue cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 10, 2010, 06:49:23 pm
The festive season is almost upon us sooo...

Santa Claws is cumming to Kitson.....  :laugh:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 10, 2010, 06:59:21 pm
old school tv progs:
cnuts of the unexpected
Hammer House of cnuts
Randall and Hopkirk(cnut)
Cnuts Cellblock H
Crosscnuts
Cnut,pi
Charlies cnuts
Starsky and cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 10, 2010, 07:31:00 pm
and the old classic:

The smell of Kitson..............................and Mortimer
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 10, 2010, 07:47:10 pm
That well loved Amreican sit com about six New yorkers in a coffee shop...

Kitsons.......
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 10, 2010, 07:53:55 pm
jucyberry wrote:
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That well loved Amreican sit com about six New yorkers in a coffee shop...

cnuts.......

The little synopsis, I knew what was coming, still pissed meself!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 10, 2010, 08:02:34 pm
The Kitson of Monte Cristo

Kitson on a hot tin roof

I was a teenage Kitson

TeenKitson

Kitson Grit

Angels with dirty Kitsons

The Dirty Kitson

Kitson by Northwest

Kitson cassidy and the sundance kid

Kitson Gump

Shaving Private Kitson

My big fat greek Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 10, 2010, 08:17:34 pm
12 Angry Kitsons

The Kitson Busters

Kitson and Kitsonier

Priscilla, Kitson of the Desert

Crouching Tiger Hidden Kitson

Burma Vista Social Kitson

Brief EnKitsoner

Close EnKitsoners of the Third Kind
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 10, 2010, 08:19:25 pm
CusworthRovers wrote:
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My big fat greek cnut


Post of the thread!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 10, 2010, 08:20:24 pm
Musical classics through the decades..

Wherever I lay my cnut (thats my home)..Paul Young

all kinds of every cnut (remind me of you) Dana

Light my cnut.. the Doors

Jailhouse cnut..Elvis




and the biggest cnut of all....






Cheryl cole, just cos I don't like her!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 10, 2010, 08:26:12 pm
More songs.

Rod Stewart: You're in my Kitson

Adam and the Ants: Kitsons of the Wild Frontier

Tom Robinson: 2-4-6-8 Kitson.

Sparks: This Kitson ain't big enough for the both of us.

Barry Manilow: Kitson it be magic

Donna Summer: I feel Kitson

Gorillaz: Kitson Eastwood
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Snods Shinpad 2 on November 10, 2010, 08:43:50 pm
A few cnuts from the 80's...

Haircnut 100

Flock of Cnuts

Altered Cnuts

Aztec Cnut

Big Audio Cnut

Cnuts Fizz

Cnutagoogoo

Prefab Cnut

REO Cnutwagon

Sigue Sigue Cnut

and finally Midge Ure.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 10, 2010, 09:07:33 pm
Stop or my Kitson will shoot

My stepmother is a Kitson

I buried my Kitson at wounded knee

Rosemary's Kitson

The Lion, The Witch and The Kitson


This Charming Kitson- The Smiths

Up the Kitson- Squeeze

Lip Up Kitson- Bad Manners


and a bit of the Bard

The taming of the Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Dutch Uncle on November 10, 2010, 09:12:22 pm
Songs:

Riders on the cnut (Doors)

On Top of the Cnut (Carpenters)

The biggest Cnut-disastra in the world (Gracie Fields)

Films:

The Cnut-shank Redemption
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Sandy Lane on November 10, 2010, 11:50:34 pm
Ignore.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: redwine on November 11, 2010, 06:33:09 am
American Kitson...
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: cas rover on November 11, 2010, 06:38:45 am
and the dave dee dozy beaky mick and tich

i`m feeling cnut all over
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 11, 2010, 07:19:21 am
BillyStubbsTears wrote:
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Barry Manilow: cnut it be magic


I never knew Barry Manilow was from Barnsley!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 11, 2010, 07:29:07 am
Films involving conflict

The longest cnut
A cnut too far
Heartbreak cnut
Appocolypse cnut
The Deer cnut
Missing in cnut
The Guns of cnut
Saving Private cnut
Pearl cnut
Band of cnuts
Hamburger cnut

for our Scottish friends

Brave cnut
Rob cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: bobjimwilly on November 11, 2010, 09:08:28 am
Officially the funniest thread ever! Just spat my coffee all over, good job no one else is in the office - i must look like a right cnut

 :P
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: River Don on November 11, 2010, 09:36:40 am
Superman: The cnut
There's Something About cnut
James and the Giant cnut
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad cnut
Eternall Sunshine of the Spotless cnut
Spider-cnut
The scent of a cnut

And a song

New Order: Touched by the cnut of God!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Sandy Lane on November 11, 2010, 11:05:55 am
redwine wrote:
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American cnut...



Gee Nat, don't know what I ever did to you and Jucy to produce such ire.   What I actually changed was a story about pornography.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 11, 2010, 01:39:37 pm
I'm guessing it was originally American Psycho, R.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 11, 2010, 02:10:54 pm
More 80's nostalgia

Tainted Love- Soft Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 11, 2010, 02:24:47 pm
90's nostalgia

One More Time- Daft Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 11, 2010, 02:51:11 pm
Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Kitson

The Feeling- Fill my little Kitson



More Films:

Dead Kitsons Society
Annie get your Kitson
Kitson at Tiffanys
Dead Kitson Walking
Kitson Hand Luke
A Kitson called wanda
Curious Kitson of Benjamin Button
The funny Kitson- Barbara Streisand
Lust for Kitson
The Nutty Kitson
The Kitson of Miss Jean Brodie
Somebody up there likes Kitson
Kitson The Greek
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: bobjimwilly on November 11, 2010, 04:25:15 pm
CusworthRovers wrote:
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Nirvana- Smells Like Teen cnut..
Somebody up there likes cnut


 :woohoo:  a little wee just nearly came out then I laughed so hard.

What about everyones favourite Star Wars films:

The Kitson Strikes Back
Return of the Kitson
The Phantom Kitson
Revenge of the Kitson
Attack of the Kitson
The Clone Kitson
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: eastender on November 11, 2010, 04:32:06 pm
Kids tv

Mary,Mungo and Cnut

Skippy the Bush Cnut

Captain Cnut and the Mysterons

SpongeBob Square Cnut

Sabrina the teenage Cnut

Fingercnuts

Bagcnut

Lazy Cnut

Doctor Cnut

Rentacnut

Wallace and Cnut

The Banana Cnuts

Muffin the Cnut

Noggin the  Cnut

Hector's Cnut

Captain Cnutwash
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BobG on November 11, 2010, 04:37:08 pm
How about nursery rhymes? '10 green cnuts sitting on the wall.....' Or 'The cnuts on the bus went round and round....'

Naughty rhymes? Four and twenty cnuts.....

Childrens books? Baba the cnut

BobG
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Dutch Uncle on November 11, 2010, 04:38:37 pm
This thread is now so long it's difficult to see if anyone is repeating themself themself....

But anyway (apologies if I am not first with any of these)

Songs:

Wuthering Cnuts (by some singer with an appropriate name)
Fairy Cnut of New York (Pogues + Kirsty M - actually put cnut anywhere in that title)
Slip Sliding cnut (Simon & Garfunkel)

TV Shows:
Open All Cnuts (Donny favourite?)
Auf Wiedersehen Cnut
Sex in the Cnut (also film)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: redwine on November 11, 2010, 04:43:05 pm
Close Rob, I meant the Green Day song


I'm sorry YOU were offended by my comments Robin, er I mean Sandy. So let's redress the balance


English Kitson - The Jam

(hmmn, didn't offend me at all............ :laugh: )




and a few more

American Kitson - Madonna..........more a statement of fact rather than a song I'd say

Maybe I'm a Kitson - Paul McCartney and Wings

The first time I ever saw your Kitson - Roberta Flack

In a big Kitson tree - Big Country
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 11, 2010, 07:16:45 pm
Deep Kitson..........



Make of it what you may..lol
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Pintolager on November 11, 2010, 07:51:45 pm
jucyberry wrote:
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Deep cnut..........



Make of it what you may..lol


JucyKitson - some more:

Four Kitsons and a Funeral
The Kitsons of Eastwick
We Were Kitsons
The Kitsons have eyes
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 11, 2010, 08:16:55 pm
Comedies.

That Was The Kitson That Was

Month Python's Flying Kitson

Whatever Happened to The Likely Kitsons

It Ain't Half Hot Kitson

Only Fools and Kitsons

Alas Kitson and Kitson

The Kitson Ones

Filthy Kitson and Catflap

Front Bottom.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: cas rover on November 11, 2010, 08:20:24 pm
all the festive songs

Away in a cnut
Good king cnutless lass cnut out
Once in Royal cnut city
Silent cnut
While shepherds cnut there flocks
and the classic
Twinkle twinkle little cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 11, 2010, 08:25:56 pm
Charles Dickens books.

 Bleak Kitson

Great Kitsons

Kitsonby and Son

The Old Kitson Shop

Oliver Kitson

Our Mutual Kitson

A Tail and Two Kitsons.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 11, 2010, 08:27:41 pm
On dvd,

Kitsons, the box set..........  :laugh:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: cas rover on November 11, 2010, 08:29:40 pm
class act  B)  :lol:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: GM-MarkB on November 11, 2010, 08:52:53 pm
Been to Newcastle and back today on a delivery....been humming the new 'All Time Low' single since I heard it on the radio this morning...

'Lost in Cnut'  :)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: GM-MarkB on November 11, 2010, 08:59:30 pm
Actually, just been looking through my iTunes track listing on my PC. Got some interesting tunes on here...

Flavour of the Cnut - American Hi-Fi
Open Your Cnut - Alter Bridge
Blood on the Cnut - A.S.A.P
If You Want Cnut (you got it) - AC/DC
Do It For Me Cnut - Angels & Airwaves
Nothing Left To Say But Cnut - Audioslave
Dancin' With My Cnut - Billy Idol

to name a few  :P
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: River Don on November 12, 2010, 09:43:35 am
Some British Comedy

The Cnut Life
Cnut Primeminister?
Phoenix Cnut
The Royle Cnut
The League of Cnuts
BlackCnut
Not the 9 O Clock Cnut
That Was The Cnut That Was
The Fast Cnut
The Cnut Today
Father Cnut
Cnut Books
Have I Got Cnut For You
Last of the Cnut Wine
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: River Don on November 12, 2010, 10:01:36 am
Lets get serious now. News and Politics.

CnutTime
This Cnut
The Daily Cnit
Cnutorama
Look Cnut
...or Cnut North
Cnut Night
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 12, 2010, 10:03:07 am
Classic Green Day songs....

Kitson for a Day
Good Kitson (The Time of your life)
Kitson Stink Breath
Welcome to Kitson
2000 Kitson years away
Good Kitsons finish last
Kitson of Suburbia
Know your Kitson
Kitson Stew
Macy's Kitson Parade
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 12, 2010, 10:18:26 am
Gordon Ramsey...



Well, it is a Kitson thread.............. :)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 12, 2010, 11:33:44 am
One from the boards of the West End

Kitson trap


And a couple of game shows

Kitsonety Kitson
Who wants to be a Kitson
I'm a Kitson get me out of here
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Snods Shinpad 2 on November 12, 2010, 12:43:02 pm
Former managers...

Dave Cnutsack

Steve Cnuthole

Sammy Cnut

Dave MacCnut

and the biggest cnut of the lot, Mark Weaver.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 12, 2010, 04:47:26 pm
How about the Mel Brooks collection..

Kitson anxiety..

Young Kitson...

blazing Kitsons..

Kitson stinks...

Silent Kitson...........







and my particular favorite...



Robin Hood, Kitson in tights....  

 :laugh :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: :
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 14, 2010, 09:43:22 pm
Sorry folks, can we retire this thread on this one I've just remembered:

More early 80's music:

Zoom.......Fat Kitsons Band
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: mushRTID on November 14, 2010, 09:57:34 pm
Ha only just read this, very funny.

 :laugh:

Oasis tunes.

All round the cnut
Wonder-cnut
Stand by cnut
The Master-cnut
Rock n Roll cnut
Cigarettes and Alco-cnut
Mucky cnut
My big cnut
Put yer money where yer cnut is
sunday morning cnut
Who feels cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 14, 2010, 10:00:57 pm
Coen Brothers films.

The Big Kitson.

The Kitson who wasn't there.

Oh Kitson where art thou?

Insufferable Kitson.

A Serious Kitson

Burn After Kitsoning

Kitson Grit

The Kitsonsucker Proxy

Kitsoning Arizona.

No Country for Old Kitsons.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: donnyjay on November 14, 2010, 10:05:00 pm
May I offer the topical but also accurate

 I'm a cnut... Get me out of here.

P.S. BST, shouldn't that be Intolerable Kitson?
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 14, 2010, 10:12:13 pm
Some Xmas No1's, that didn't quite make it for some reason

I have a Kitson.....Westlife
Do they know it's Kitson.......Band Aid
Mad Kitson....Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules
Mistletoe and Kitson.....Cliff Richard
When a Kitson is born......Johnny Mathis
There's no one quite like Kitson.....St Winifreds School Choir
Long Haired Kitson from Liverpool.....little Jimmy Osmond
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 14, 2010, 10:24:37 pm
Synth pop classics:

I just can't get Kitson

Don't you want Kitson?

Are Friends Kitsons?

Trans-Europ-Kitson

Video Killed the Kitson

Kitson on the Ceiling

Yesterday's Kitson

Crushed by the Kitsons of Industry

Robert DeNiro's a Kitson

Tainted Kitson

West End Kitsons

Sweet Kitsons are made of this.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Dagenham Rover on November 14, 2010, 10:52:32 pm
Steve Cnuterill
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: inSODwetrust on November 15, 2010, 11:35:02 am
mushRTID wrote:
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Ha only just read this, very funny.

 :laugh:

Oasis tunes.

All round the cnut
Wonder-cnut
Stand by cnut
The Master-cnut
Rock n Roll cnut
Cigarettes and Alco-cnut
Mucky cnut
My big cnut
Put yer money where yer cnut is
sunday morning cnut
Who feels cnut



You forgot 'f**kin' in the cnut' Mush
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 15, 2010, 01:55:17 pm
BillyStubbsTears wrote:
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Synth pop classics:

I just can't get cnut

Don't you want cnut?

Are Friends cnuts?

Trans-Europ-cnut

Video Killed the cnut

cnut on the Ceiling

Yesterday's cnut

Crushed by the cnuts of Industry

Robert DeNiro's a cnut

Tainted cnut

West End cnuts

Sweet cnuts are made of this.


Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Cnut
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Cnut Apart
Blancmange - Living On The Cnut
Aztec Camera - Working in a Cnut
A-Ha - Cnut On Me
Trio - Cnut Cnut Cnut
Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Cnut
The Psychedelic Furs - Cnut in Pink
Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Cnut Missile F1-11
Westworld - Sonic Boom Cnut (and I've heard a few of those go off, too!)
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 15, 2010, 03:37:51 pm
The Beatles:

And your Kitson can sing
All you need is Kitson
Back in the Kitson
Can't buy me Kitson
Listen, do you want to know a Kitson
Eight Kitsons a week
I want to hold your Kitson
I've just seen a Kitson
Kitson (That's what I want)
The Kitson on the hill
Kitson to ride
While my Kitson gently weeps
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: bobjimwilly on November 15, 2010, 03:45:41 pm
CusworthRovers wrote:
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The Beatles:

And your cnut can sing
All you need is cnut
Back in the cnut
Can't buy me cnut
Listen, do you want to know a cnut
Eight cnuts a week
I want to hold your cnut
I've just seen a cnut
cnut (That's what I want)
The cnut on the hill
cnut to ride
While my cnut gently weeps


 :laugh:  can anyone top the Beatles?
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 15, 2010, 04:02:17 pm
Or to put it another way,,,Kitson buy me love...
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 15, 2010, 04:24:24 pm
I was reminiscing about some of my favourite old computer games earlier on....

Kitson Fodder
Kitson Fighter
Mortal Kitson
Sensible Kitson
Kitson Fodder
Kitson Manager
Kitson Gear Solid
Grand Theft Kitson
Kitson and Conquer
Kitson XJ220
Kitson Invaders
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: RobTheRover on November 15, 2010, 04:48:45 pm
You missed...

Cnut of Duty
Cnut Raider
Super Mario Cnuts
Nick Faldo Plays The Cnut
Need For Cnut
Cnut Bobble (I just snorted out loud at that one!)
Cnutipede
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: scuzzer on November 15, 2010, 05:22:04 pm
The Charlatans - 'My beautiful cnut' is surely worthy of a mention here!
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 15, 2010, 05:37:56 pm
The Rolling Stones-Albums
 
Cnuts Banquet
Emotional Cnut
Between the cnuts
A Bigger Cnut
Cnut and Blue
Cnuts on Main St
Bridges to Cnut    
Cnuts Head Soup
It's Only Rock 'n cnut
Let It Bleed (very apt don`t have to change owt........cnut)
Out of Our Cnuts
Some Cnuts
Steel Cnuts
Sticky cnuts
Tattoo cnut
Their Satanic Majesties cnut
Undercnut
Cnut Lounge


   
    .
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: mushRTID on November 15, 2010, 06:03:36 pm
Sticking with the music theme id like to put forward a Muse song.

Supermassive Black Kitson, from the album, Black Kitsons and Revelations.

 :blink:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: i_ateallthepies on November 15, 2010, 07:09:07 pm
Alice Cooper - Only Cnuts Bleed
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 15, 2010, 07:13:35 pm
Lady Gaga- Cnut Face
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Bristol Red Rover Jnr. on November 15, 2010, 10:01:09 pm
recent comedies

cnutpark

2 and a half cnuts

familycnut

the inbetweencnuts

cnutjacker

cnuts of steel

cnutselecta



This is way to easy
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Bristol Red Rover Jnr. on November 15, 2010, 10:13:02 pm
no woman no cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: CusworthRovers on November 16, 2010, 09:27:37 am
One that sums up my earlier years:

Jona Lewie.....You will always find him in the Kitson at parties
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 16, 2010, 03:54:09 pm
A numerical fact........


3049.. the number of hits to this thread,....which just goes to show how drawn to a cnut the average man is......  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: BobG on November 16, 2010, 10:56:56 pm
I'm sure these must have been said before, but whilst not working this afternoon, these just popped into my head like........

Films:
The Good, The Bad and the Kitson
Kitson 22

Book
The Kitson of Monte Cristo.

BobG
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: Mike_F on November 17, 2010, 09:50:27 am
And what a fantastic book it is too, Bob. Nudged into second on my all-time favourites by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: bobjimwilly on November 17, 2010, 10:22:54 am
Mike_F wrote:
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And what a fantastic book it is too, Bob. Nudged into second on my all-time favourites by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


Never heard of that one Mike? Are you sure you don't mean Hitchhiker's Guide to the Kitson?
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: River Don on November 17, 2010, 02:51:41 pm
bobjimwilly wrote:
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Mike_F wrote:
Quote
And what a fantastic book it is too, Bob. Nudged into second on my all-time favourites by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


Never heard of that one Mike? Are you sure you don't mean Hitchhiker's Guide to the cnut?


The Cnuts Guide to the Galaxy?
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: gillinghamrover on November 17, 2010, 03:02:45 pm
jucyberry wrote:
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A numerical fact........


3049.. the number of hits to this thread,....which just goes to show how drawn to a cnut the average man is......  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

And women....well one anyway!

Asterix the cnut
Title: Re:Nigella Lawson:
Post by: jucyberry on November 17, 2010, 05:14:36 pm
What can I say, at times of high anxiety it is satisfyingly bad word to say..  :blush: