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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Savvy on October 29, 2010, 05:42:40 pm
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Just watched last nights episode on the planner, can anyone actually which her programmes without getting a twitch on?
Never mind Bo Derek, this girls the complete package!!!
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Well Stace and I watched it, but it didn't do anything for us.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Have to say she seems to be simpering even more than usual and that's going some, and are we really supposed to believe she gets up in the middle of the night to pig out like that? she would be the size of the two fat ladies put together if she did...
Having said that, she is the most stunningly lovely woman. Where Delia looks like she would slap the back of your leg if you messed up her recipie, Nigella, looks as if she would just pitch in and scoff it however it turns out.
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jucyberry wrote:
Well Stace and I watched it, but it didn't do anything for us.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Have to say she seems to be simpering even more than usual and that's going some, and are we really supposed to believe she gets up in the middle of the night to pig out like that? she would be the size of the two fat ladies put together if she did...
Having said that, she is the most stunningly lovely woman. Where Delia looks like she would slap the back of your leg if you messed up her recipie, Nigella, looks as if she would just pitch in and scoff it however it turns out.
Old Delia's partial to a drop of the old cooking sherry as well, wheras Nigella looks more of a Pimms Girl to me!!!
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That Roast rib of beef with port and stilton gravy she conjured up on the last christmas show looked define, if I'd have prepared that, I'd have been prepared to fight anyone who so much as pointed a knife at it!!!! (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/sidjames-20101029.gif)
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Easy job for the cameraman, who is always well scripted before each shoot.
1. Food shot
2. Breast shot
3. Smouldering raven haired face shot
4. Breast shot
5. Food shot
6. Breast shot
7. Smouldering....and so on and so forth
Linking in with that Claret Charlie thread, this lady would be ideal for that
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Posh bird...mucky as f**k...i'd bell her all over!
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I'm sure she's really happy about that,
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I'm just glad Jamie Oliver doesn't use such come hither tecniques (sp) the thought of him flutterng his eyelashes in such a fashion is qiute gag making.....
Now Gino DiCampo on the other hand................... ;)
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No. No. NO. NO. And no.
She should have been seen to round the back of the bikesheds when she was abaout 16.
Bloody awful woman.
BobG
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Aw, come on Bob, marks out of two, surely you'd give her one? (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/mcl-20101030.gif)
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No. I wouldn't. Honestly, I thinks she's dreadful. Dreadful physically with too much weight flopping about and dreadful too when she opens her mouth. Can you just imagine having to listen to that yacking on while you're doing the business? I feel sick already.
BobG
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She is Pure Filth :)
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She looks like a bloody Bo Selecta there. Nice rack but that face is all wrong. I know you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire but you still wake up to the ashes in the morning. I'm with Bob on this one... although my judgement probably shouldn't be trusted as I'd quite like to give Kirstie Allsop one!
P.S. For legal reasons may I say that whilst in agreement with bob I'd like to change \"about\" to \"at least\" ;)
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eastender wrote:
She is Pure Filth :)
(http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo164/eastender1/nigella-lawson-breast-supporting-dress.jpg)
cant disagree with that but I CANT forget from whence she came and an image of her dad and in particlar his Spitting Image puppet always spoils the image.
Nigel Lawson - or WE ALL SIGN ON - perfect anagram for a Maggie Chancellor
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Looking at that pic.... I'd rather shag her Dad. And I ain't gay either.
BobG
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If she asked me nicely, I'd pop my veg in her Aga.
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Looks aren't everything, but you can't w**k over a personality.
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Dickie Dido wrote:
Looks aren't everything, but you can't wonk over a personality.
And being a Bentley lad, I've always thought there was alot of mileage in the old adage \"a bad fcuk is better than a good wonk\"!!!! (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/monkey-20101030.gif)
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I think some of you need your pecker feeling. How could you turn that down?
Agreed, not Miss World standard, but very much horses for courses. In my dreams I don't have a room full of stick insects or all looking like barbie dolls.
What I would do with her puddings or her beef curtains!
Cream on that madam?
And this ones for your dad love.......bushta, straight up to the acorns
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She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!
http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg
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Al4475 wrote:
She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!
http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg
FFS! Cornflakes just gone all over the place!
Are you two acquainted? Looks like you've taken that with your camera phone, either way outstanding work!!!!
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Well I would! :laugh:
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Nigella talking dirty :laugh:
Don't view if easily offended.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12J95N6Zyqc[/video]
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Quality, although one or two may be offended
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Never mind Nigella, watched Single Father and Suranne Jones might have wonky eyebrows, but everything else seems ok to me! ;)
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Did she get her norks out then? I only ask because the missus has been watching it and she skyplussed it last night. I thought it looked shite so I haven't been watching but it could be worth fast forwarding through later on!
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There was a bit of titage in last weeks episode when they fcuked in a hotel in Edinburgh, but she had them covered by the bed sheets, but you got the idea of the size etc. :)
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inSODwetrust wrote:
There was a bit of titage in last weeks episode when they fcuked in a hotel in Edinburgh, but she had them covered by the bed sheets, but you got the idea of the size etc. :)
Bloody hell, I know Nigella can be a little on the \"suggestive\" side, but full blown sex is a bit near the bone. What on eath was on the menu? Surely not her famous Battered Buns?
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Al4475 wrote:
She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!
http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg
Udderly delightful!! Keep me ears warm on a cold night :laugh: :laugh:
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Suranne Jones, now you're talking. (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Suranne_Jones_16_1024x768.jpg)
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nightporter wrote:
Suranne Jones, now you're talking. (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Suranne_Jones_16_1024x768.jpg)
Holy vagina Batman, i'd snap that bitch in two.
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When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts? :blink:
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bobjimwilly wrote:
When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts? :blink:
Nigella \" When stuffing a Turkey, par 'Tits' legs and push in the paxo\"
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Bentley Bullet wrote:
bobjimwilly wrote:
When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts? :blink:
Nigella \" When stuffing a Turkey, par 'Tits' legs and push in the paxo\"
lol quality - good call! :laugh:
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This is now officially my favourite off topic thread.
Actually, second favourite. MikeF's \"Film titles with the word Kitson in them\" still rules.
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nightporter wrote:
Suranne Jones, now you're talking. (http://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/Suranne_Jones_16_1024x768.jpg)
Sweet Jesus of Nazareth, I hate those naff greasy Ketchup/Mustard bottles.
I would just be happy to nail her belly button, might suit my sparra anyway
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RobTheRover wrote:
This is now officially my favourite off topic thread.
Actually, second favourite. MikeF's \"Film titles with the word cnut in them\" still rules.
Why thank you Rob, you Jurassic Kitson, you!
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I preferred \"Kitsonfinger\"
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Why can't I find that thread in the search section Rob?
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It was on th old board - when I heard that the word \"
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As said, is there a link to that old thread. Comedy Forum gold.
Personally I think we should do it again, not to kill it mind, but in times of celebration, like play offs, Xmas Eve, New Years Eve or when Carlings banned
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Perhaps you're right mate. We could have a festive edition with such classics as:
Kitson Alone
It's a Wonderful Kitson
The Kitson of Music
and my personal favourite; Santa Claus: The Kitson.
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Big Cnut Little Cnut
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Shit boys, leave it you've got me on one now:
The Kitson of Oz
Seven Kitsons for Seven Brothers
or
Deck the Kitson with boughs of holly fal la la laaa, lal la la laaar
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Raiders Of The Lost Kitson
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God I wish this had never started up again - it's like tourettes; I don't want to post nay more but I can't help it. I've got film titles eating away inside and after that stressful first half I've got to let them out before they drive me mad...
The Notorious Betty Kitson
The Shawshank Kitson
Karate Kitson
Kitson vs Predator
Moulin Kitson
Romeo and Kitson
aaaand relax. That's better.
Actually I seem to remember the original thread attracting something daft like two million views in 48 hours. Which just goes to show how many Kitsons there are putting Kitson into their search engines!
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Classic songs:
Simple Minds: Belfast Kitson
Specials: Longshot Kick De Kitson
Stone Roses: I Wanna Be A Kitson
Slade: Cum on Feel the Kitson
Gorillaz: Feel Good Kitson
Style Council: Speak Like a Kitson
The Jam: Absolute Kitsons
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Always liked to see Wallace and Gromit and a Kitson Shave at Christmas.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Cnut
or my favourite from the Lord of the Cnut trilogy
The Return of the Cnut
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The Hunt For Red Cnut
Cnut Academy
The Man With Two Cnuts
The Cnut Who Loved Me
Cnutfellas
Snatch
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RobTheRover wrote:
The Hunt For Red Cnut
Cnut Academy
The Man With Two Cnuts
The Cnut Who Loved Me
Cnutfellas
Snatch
quality :P
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Oldie classics.
The Day the Kitson Stood Still
Invasion of the KitsonSnatchers
On the WaterKitson.
The Kitson Machine
Clash of the Kitsons
It Came From Outer Kitson
The Man With the Golden Kitson
War of the Kitsons.
The Kitson Who Fell To Earth
The Kitsons from Brazil
The Day the Kitson Caught Fire
Mars Needs Kitsons
Dr StrangeKitson (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kitson)
The Kitson that Time Forgot
20,000 Kitsons Under the Sea.
Journey to the Centre of the Kitson
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Where Kitsons Dare
The Last Kitson
The Sound of Kitson
Mary Kitson
Bring Me the Head of a Kitson
The Hunt for Red Kitson
Kitsons High
633 Kitsons - now the musical accompaniment to that would be just perfick!
Top Kitson
BobG
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Last [strike]Tango[/strike] Cnut in Paris
[strike]Gangs[/strike] Cnuts of New York
American [strike]Werewolf[/strike] Cnut in London
[strike]Sleepless[/strike] Cnutless in Seattle
[strike]Moscow[/strike] Cnut is bleeding
Texas [strike]Chainsaw[/strike] Cnut massacre
Shanghai [strike]Surprise[/strike] Cnut
[strike]Chicago[/strike] Cnut
Miss [strike]Saigon[/strike] Cnut
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More song titles:
Sitting on the Kitson of the Bay
Smells Like Teen Kitson
Saturday night Kitson
Kitson is the Law
This is How it Feels to be Kitson
Dancing in the Kitson
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Kitson with the wind
Whatever happened to baby Kitson
Kitson by gaslight
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Indiana [strike]Jones[/strike] Cnut and the [strike]Temple[/strike] Cnut of Doom
Star [strike]Wars[/strike] Cnuts - A New [strike]Hope[/strike] Cnut
The Dark [strike]Knight[/strike] Cnut
The Italian [strike]Job[/strike] Cnut
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More songs.
Abba Gimme Gimme Gimme a Kitson after Midnight.
Stone Roses. I am the Kitson
Iggy Pop. I wanna be your Kitson.
Beatles. I wanna hold your Kitson
Elvis. You were always on my Kitson.
Madness. Baggy Kitsons.
New Order. Kitsons like us.
Nena. 99 Red Kitsons
Wings. Give Ireland back to the Kitsons.
Simple Minds. Promised you a Kitson & Glittering Kitson & Up on the Kitson
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More movies....
On Golden Cnut
Cnut on the Roof
Enter the Cnut
When Harry Met Cnut
Three Men and a Little Cnut
Dirty Cnut
Father of the Cnut
In the name of the Cnut
Cnut in Pink
The Breakfast Cnut
Cnut at Tiffanys
King Cnut
The Girls with the Pearl Cnut
The Girl with the Cnut Tattoo
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Big Kitsonry
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the Extra Cnut
StarCnut or Cnutwars
The Cnut Strikes Back
Return of the Cnut
Zulu Cnut
The Loneliness of a Long Distance Cnut
The Good, the Bad & the Cnut
Toy Cnut or Cnut Story
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Cnut
The Cnut of Brian
Resovoir Cnut
CnutSpotting
There will be Cnut
Apocalypse Cnut
Brassed Cnut
The Full Cnut
Full Metal Cnut
One Flew over the Cnuts Nest
Raging Cnut
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The Long Good Cnut
Get Cnut
Rebel Without a Cnut
A Clockwork Cnut
Hannah and Her Cnut
Terminator 2: Judgement Cnut
Cnut Galore!
The Towering Cnut
The Muppet Christmas Cnut
...Must.Stop.This...Now!
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BillyStubbsTears wrote:
More songs.
New Order. cnuts like us.
My favourite New Order song
Blue cnut
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The festive season is almost upon us sooo...
Santa Claws is cumming to Kitson..... :laugh:
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old school tv progs:
cnuts of the unexpected
Hammer House of cnuts
Randall and Hopkirk(cnut)
Cnuts Cellblock H
Crosscnuts
Cnut,pi
Charlies cnuts
Starsky and cnut
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and the old classic:
The smell of Kitson..............................and Mortimer
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That well loved Amreican sit com about six New yorkers in a coffee shop...
Kitsons.......
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jucyberry wrote:
That well loved Amreican sit com about six New yorkers in a coffee shop...
cnuts.......
The little synopsis, I knew what was coming, still pissed meself!
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The Kitson of Monte Cristo
Kitson on a hot tin roof
I was a teenage Kitson
TeenKitson
Kitson Grit
Angels with dirty Kitsons
The Dirty Kitson
Kitson by Northwest
Kitson cassidy and the sundance kid
Kitson Gump
Shaving Private Kitson
My big fat greek Kitson
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12 Angry Kitsons
The Kitson Busters
Kitson and Kitsonier
Priscilla, Kitson of the Desert
Crouching Tiger Hidden Kitson
Burma Vista Social Kitson
Brief EnKitsoner
Close EnKitsoners of the Third Kind
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CusworthRovers wrote:
My big fat greek cnut
Post of the thread!
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Musical classics through the decades..
Wherever I lay my cnut (thats my home)..Paul Young
all kinds of every cnut (remind me of you) Dana
Light my cnut.. the Doors
Jailhouse cnut..Elvis
and the biggest cnut of all....
Cheryl cole, just cos I don't like her!
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More songs.
Rod Stewart: You're in my Kitson
Adam and the Ants: Kitsons of the Wild Frontier
Tom Robinson: 2-4-6-8 Kitson.
Sparks: This Kitson ain't big enough for the both of us.
Barry Manilow: Kitson it be magic
Donna Summer: I feel Kitson
Gorillaz: Kitson Eastwood
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A few cnuts from the 80's...
Haircnut 100
Flock of Cnuts
Altered Cnuts
Aztec Cnut
Big Audio Cnut
Cnuts Fizz
Cnutagoogoo
Prefab Cnut
REO Cnutwagon
Sigue Sigue Cnut
and finally Midge Ure.
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Stop or my Kitson will shoot
My stepmother is a Kitson
I buried my Kitson at wounded knee
Rosemary's Kitson
The Lion, The Witch and The Kitson
This Charming Kitson- The Smiths
Up the Kitson- Squeeze
Lip Up Kitson- Bad Manners
and a bit of the Bard
The taming of the Kitson
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Songs:
Riders on the cnut (Doors)
On Top of the Cnut (Carpenters)
The biggest Cnut-disastra in the world (Gracie Fields)
Films:
The Cnut-shank Redemption
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Ignore.
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American Kitson...
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and the dave dee dozy beaky mick and tich
i`m feeling cnut all over
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BillyStubbsTears wrote:
Barry Manilow: cnut it be magic
I never knew Barry Manilow was from Barnsley!
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Films involving conflict
The longest cnut
A cnut too far
Heartbreak cnut
Appocolypse cnut
The Deer cnut
Missing in cnut
The Guns of cnut
Saving Private cnut
Pearl cnut
Band of cnuts
Hamburger cnut
for our Scottish friends
Brave cnut
Rob cnut
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Officially the funniest thread ever! Just spat my coffee all over, good job no one else is in the office - i must look like a right cnut
:P
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Superman: The cnut
There's Something About cnut
James and the Giant cnut
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad cnut
Eternall Sunshine of the Spotless cnut
Spider-cnut
The scent of a cnut
And a song
New Order: Touched by the cnut of God!
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redwine wrote:
American cnut...
Gee Nat, don't know what I ever did to you and Jucy to produce such ire. What I actually changed was a story about pornography.
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I'm guessing it was originally American Psycho, R.
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More 80's nostalgia
Tainted Love- Soft Kitson
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90's nostalgia
One More Time- Daft Kitson
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Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Kitson
The Feeling- Fill my little Kitson
More Films:
Dead Kitsons Society
Annie get your Kitson
Kitson at Tiffanys
Dead Kitson Walking
Kitson Hand Luke
A Kitson called wanda
Curious Kitson of Benjamin Button
The funny Kitson- Barbara Streisand
Lust for Kitson
The Nutty Kitson
The Kitson of Miss Jean Brodie
Somebody up there likes Kitson
Kitson The Greek
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CusworthRovers wrote:
Nirvana- Smells Like Teen cnut..
Somebody up there likes cnut
:woohoo: a little wee just nearly came out then I laughed so hard.
What about everyones favourite Star Wars films:
The Kitson Strikes Back
Return of the Kitson
The Phantom Kitson
Revenge of the Kitson
Attack of the Kitson
The Clone Kitson
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Kids tv
Mary,Mungo and Cnut
Skippy the Bush Cnut
Captain Cnut and the Mysterons
SpongeBob Square Cnut
Sabrina the teenage Cnut
Fingercnuts
Bagcnut
Lazy Cnut
Doctor Cnut
Rentacnut
Wallace and Cnut
The Banana Cnuts
Muffin the Cnut
Noggin the Cnut
Hector's Cnut
Captain Cnutwash
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How about nursery rhymes? '10 green cnuts sitting on the wall.....' Or 'The cnuts on the bus went round and round....'
Naughty rhymes? Four and twenty cnuts.....
Childrens books? Baba the cnut
BobG
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This thread is now so long it's difficult to see if anyone is repeating themself themself....
But anyway (apologies if I am not first with any of these)
Songs:
Wuthering Cnuts (by some singer with an appropriate name)
Fairy Cnut of New York (Pogues + Kirsty M - actually put cnut anywhere in that title)
Slip Sliding cnut (Simon & Garfunkel)
TV Shows:
Open All Cnuts (Donny favourite?)
Auf Wiedersehen Cnut
Sex in the Cnut (also film)
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Close Rob, I meant the Green Day song
I'm sorry YOU were offended by my comments Robin, er I mean Sandy. So let's redress the balance
English Kitson - The Jam
(hmmn, didn't offend me at all............ :laugh: )
and a few more
American Kitson - Madonna..........more a statement of fact rather than a song I'd say
Maybe I'm a Kitson - Paul McCartney and Wings
The first time I ever saw your Kitson - Roberta Flack
In a big Kitson tree - Big Country
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Deep Kitson..........
Make of it what you may..lol
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jucyberry wrote:
Deep cnut..........
Make of it what you may..lol
JucyKitson - some more:
Four Kitsons and a Funeral
The Kitsons of Eastwick
We Were Kitsons
The Kitsons have eyes
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Comedies.
That Was The Kitson That Was
Month Python's Flying Kitson
Whatever Happened to The Likely Kitsons
It Ain't Half Hot Kitson
Only Fools and Kitsons
Alas Kitson and Kitson
The Kitson Ones
Filthy Kitson and Catflap
Front Bottom.
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all the festive songs
Away in a cnut
Good king cnutless lass cnut out
Once in Royal cnut city
Silent cnut
While shepherds cnut there flocks
and the classic
Twinkle twinkle little cnut
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Charles Dickens books.
Bleak Kitson
Great Kitsons
Kitsonby and Son
The Old Kitson Shop
Oliver Kitson
Our Mutual Kitson
A Tail and Two Kitsons.
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On dvd,
Kitsons, the box set.......... :laugh:
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class act B) :lol:
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Been to Newcastle and back today on a delivery....been humming the new 'All Time Low' single since I heard it on the radio this morning...
'Lost in Cnut' :)
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Actually, just been looking through my iTunes track listing on my PC. Got some interesting tunes on here...
Flavour of the Cnut - American Hi-Fi
Open Your Cnut - Alter Bridge
Blood on the Cnut - A.S.A.P
If You Want Cnut (you got it) - AC/DC
Do It For Me Cnut - Angels & Airwaves
Nothing Left To Say But Cnut - Audioslave
Dancin' With My Cnut - Billy Idol
to name a few :P
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Some British Comedy
The Cnut Life
Cnut Primeminister?
Phoenix Cnut
The Royle Cnut
The League of Cnuts
BlackCnut
Not the 9 O Clock Cnut
That Was The Cnut That Was
The Fast Cnut
The Cnut Today
Father Cnut
Cnut Books
Have I Got Cnut For You
Last of the Cnut Wine
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Lets get serious now. News and Politics.
CnutTime
This Cnut
The Daily Cnit
Cnutorama
Look Cnut
...or Cnut North
Cnut Night
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Classic Green Day songs....
Kitson for a Day
Good Kitson (The Time of your life)
Kitson Stink Breath
Welcome to Kitson
2000 Kitson years away
Good Kitsons finish last
Kitson of Suburbia
Know your Kitson
Kitson Stew
Macy's Kitson Parade
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Gordon Ramsey...
Well, it is a Kitson thread.............. :)
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One from the boards of the West End
Kitson trap
And a couple of game shows
Kitsonety Kitson
Who wants to be a Kitson
I'm a Kitson get me out of here
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Former managers...
Dave Cnutsack
Steve Cnuthole
Sammy Cnut
Dave MacCnut
and the biggest cnut of the lot, Mark Weaver.
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How about the Mel Brooks collection..
Kitson anxiety..
Young Kitson...
blazing Kitsons..
Kitson stinks...
Silent Kitson...........
and my particular favorite...
Robin Hood, Kitson in tights....
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Sorry folks, can we retire this thread on this one I've just remembered:
More early 80's music:
Zoom.......Fat Kitsons Band
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Ha only just read this, very funny.
:laugh:
Oasis tunes.
All round the cnut
Wonder-cnut
Stand by cnut
The Master-cnut
Rock n Roll cnut
Cigarettes and Alco-cnut
Mucky cnut
My big cnut
Put yer money where yer cnut is
sunday morning cnut
Who feels cnut
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Coen Brothers films.
The Big Kitson.
The Kitson who wasn't there.
Oh Kitson where art thou?
Insufferable Kitson.
A Serious Kitson
Burn After Kitsoning
Kitson Grit
The Kitsonsucker Proxy
Kitsoning Arizona.
No Country for Old Kitsons.
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May I offer the topical but also accurate
I'm a cnut... Get me out of here.
P.S. BST, shouldn't that be Intolerable Kitson?
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Some Xmas No1's, that didn't quite make it for some reason
I have a Kitson.....Westlife
Do they know it's Kitson.......Band Aid
Mad Kitson....Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules
Mistletoe and Kitson.....Cliff Richard
When a Kitson is born......Johnny Mathis
There's no one quite like Kitson.....St Winifreds School Choir
Long Haired Kitson from Liverpool.....little Jimmy Osmond
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Synth pop classics:
I just can't get Kitson
Don't you want Kitson?
Are Friends Kitsons?
Trans-Europ-Kitson
Video Killed the Kitson
Kitson on the Ceiling
Yesterday's Kitson
Crushed by the Kitsons of Industry
Robert DeNiro's a Kitson
Tainted Kitson
West End Kitsons
Sweet Kitsons are made of this.
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Steve Cnuterill
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mushRTID wrote:
Ha only just read this, very funny.
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Oasis tunes.
All round the cnut
Wonder-cnut
Stand by cnut
The Master-cnut
Rock n Roll cnut
Cigarettes and Alco-cnut
Mucky cnut
My big cnut
Put yer money where yer cnut is
sunday morning cnut
Who feels cnut
You forgot 'f**kin' in the cnut' Mush
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BillyStubbsTears wrote:
Synth pop classics:
I just can't get cnut
Don't you want cnut?
Are Friends cnuts?
Trans-Europ-cnut
Video Killed the cnut
cnut on the Ceiling
Yesterday's cnut
Crushed by the cnuts of Industry
Robert DeNiro's a cnut
Tainted cnut
West End cnuts
Sweet cnuts are made of this.
Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Cnut
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Cnut Apart
Blancmange - Living On The Cnut
Aztec Camera - Working in a Cnut
A-Ha - Cnut On Me
Trio - Cnut Cnut Cnut
Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Cnut
The Psychedelic Furs - Cnut in Pink
Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Cnut Missile F1-11
Westworld - Sonic Boom Cnut (and I've heard a few of those go off, too!)
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The Beatles:
And your Kitson can sing
All you need is Kitson
Back in the Kitson
Can't buy me Kitson
Listen, do you want to know a Kitson
Eight Kitsons a week
I want to hold your Kitson
I've just seen a Kitson
Kitson (That's what I want)
The Kitson on the hill
Kitson to ride
While my Kitson gently weeps
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CusworthRovers wrote:
The Beatles:
And your cnut can sing
All you need is cnut
Back in the cnut
Can't buy me cnut
Listen, do you want to know a cnut
Eight cnuts a week
I want to hold your cnut
I've just seen a cnut
cnut (That's what I want)
The cnut on the hill
cnut to ride
While my cnut gently weeps
:laugh: can anyone top the Beatles?
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Or to put it another way,,,Kitson buy me love...
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I was reminiscing about some of my favourite old computer games earlier on....
Kitson Fodder
Kitson Fighter
Mortal Kitson
Sensible Kitson
Kitson Fodder
Kitson Manager
Kitson Gear Solid
Grand Theft Kitson
Kitson and Conquer
Kitson XJ220
Kitson Invaders
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You missed...
Cnut of Duty
Cnut Raider
Super Mario Cnuts
Nick Faldo Plays The Cnut
Need For Cnut
Cnut Bobble (I just snorted out loud at that one!)
Cnutipede
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The Charlatans - 'My beautiful cnut' is surely worthy of a mention here!
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The Rolling Stones-Albums
Cnuts Banquet
Emotional Cnut
Between the cnuts
A Bigger Cnut
Cnut and Blue
Cnuts on Main St
Bridges to Cnut
Cnuts Head Soup
It's Only Rock 'n cnut
Let It Bleed (very apt don`t have to change owt........cnut)
Out of Our Cnuts
Some Cnuts
Steel Cnuts
Sticky cnuts
Tattoo cnut
Their Satanic Majesties cnut
Undercnut
Cnut Lounge
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Sticking with the music theme id like to put forward a Muse song.
Supermassive Black Kitson, from the album, Black Kitsons and Revelations.
:blink:
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Alice Cooper - Only Cnuts Bleed
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Lady Gaga- Cnut Face
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recent comedies
cnutpark
2 and a half cnuts
familycnut
the inbetweencnuts
cnutjacker
cnuts of steel
cnutselecta
This is way to easy
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no woman no cnut
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One that sums up my earlier years:
Jona Lewie.....You will always find him in the Kitson at parties
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A numerical fact........
3049.. the number of hits to this thread,....which just goes to show how drawn to a cnut the average man is...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I'm sure these must have been said before, but whilst not working this afternoon, these just popped into my head like........
Films:
The Good, The Bad and the Kitson
Kitson 22
Book
The Kitson of Monte Cristo.
BobG
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And what a fantastic book it is too, Bob. Nudged into second on my all-time favourites by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Mike_F wrote:
And what a fantastic book it is too, Bob. Nudged into second on my all-time favourites by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Never heard of that one Mike? Are you sure you don't mean Hitchhiker's Guide to the Kitson?
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bobjimwilly wrote:
Mike_F wrote:
And what a fantastic book it is too, Bob. Nudged into second on my all-time favourites by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Never heard of that one Mike? Are you sure you don't mean Hitchhiker's Guide to the cnut?
The Cnuts Guide to the Galaxy?
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jucyberry wrote:
A numerical fact........
3049.. the number of hits to this thread,....which just goes to show how drawn to a cnut the average man is...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And women....well one anyway!
Asterix the cnut
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What can I say, at times of high anxiety it is satisfyingly bad word to say.. :blush: