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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Old Popsider on November 22, 2010, 12:36:58 am
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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:
\"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?\"
The survey was a massive failure for the following reasons:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what ‘honest’ meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what ‘shortage’ meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what ‘food’ meant.
4. In China they didn't know what ‘opinion’ meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what ‘solution’ meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what ‘please’ meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.
8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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Little Mary has her first period and is frightened to tell her mum & dad so she decides to wait until next day and speak to johnny who knows everything?The next day she speaks to johnny and they make their way over the playground away from everyone,mary drops her panties and asks johnny what he thinks is the problem?Johnny takes a long look at the area and says\"I think somebody has cut off your balls\"
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Newlyweds undressing, the groom removes his socks and the bride asks what's wrong with his feet as his toes were mangled. I had Tolio as a child he says. You mean Polio? No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes.
Groom removes his trousers and bride asks what's wrong with your knees, they're deformed. I had Kneasles as a child. You mean Measles? No Kneasles, a strange illness that only affected my knees.
Groom removes his boxers.
Don't tell me -says the bride - You've had smallcox?