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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: donnyjay on December 04, 2010, 12:25:52 pm

Title: Oh Gary you dirty boy
Post by: donnyjay on December 04, 2010, 12:25:52 pm

Squeaky clean Mr Lineker drops bombshell.

http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/gary-lineker-pooped-himself-during-1990-world-cup-2733755.html

Title: Re:Oh Gary you dirty boy
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on December 04, 2010, 12:53:06 pm

I know exactly when it happened. As Lineker bundled into the back of the net as he scored the equaliser, Mick McCarthy slid knees first into his nethers.  

Imagine for a moment. You're helpless on the floor in some foreign country. You look up and see a 6'3\" Irish Dingle with an 80s Gay Bar tache bearing down on your rear end with malice aforethought. Tell me.  Who WOULDN'T bab theirsens?

Title: Re:Oh Gary you dirty boy
Post by: CusworthRovers on December 04, 2010, 02:01:33 pm

Quality. He looks like a dog when it try's to wipe it's arse on the grass....no wonder Beardsley always had that gargoyle look about him.

Mind, I'd let his current partner shit on my toothbrush

Title: Re:Oh Gary you dirty boy
Post by: Filo on December 04, 2010, 04:34:14 pm

So thats how to get a couple of yards on your marker, shit yersen and the defender marking you comes no where near you for the smell  :laugh: