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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Dickie Dido on January 20, 2011, 05:21:35 pm

Title: Gentlemen: be warned!
Post by: Dickie Dido on January 20, 2011, 05:21:35 pm

I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Newton Abbot and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts


It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

Title: Re:Gentlemen: be warned!
Post by: RedJ on January 20, 2011, 05:34:31 pm

I think that's a scam I wouldn't be bothered about falling victim to :P

Title: Re:Gentlemen: be warned!
Post by: Nudga on January 20, 2011, 08:40:11 pm

Well i'd have used my noggin and put me wallet in the boot.

Title: Re:Gentlemen: be warned!
Post by: Filo on January 20, 2011, 08:55:39 pm

Dickie Dido wrote:

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I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Newton Abbot and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts


It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

Fancy getting scammed twice in one day!  :laugh:

Title: Re:Gentlemen: be warned!
Post by: RoversAlias on January 20, 2011, 10:06:18 pm

This must be costing you a fortune in new wallets!  :P

Title: Re:Gentlemen: be warned!
Post by: Townender on January 20, 2011, 10:09:39 pm

What`s a wallet?