Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: ScillyRover on March 03, 2011, 06:54:37 pm
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THE correct insurance companies
SEX with your wife - legal & general
SEX with your future wife- Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union
SEX on the telephone- Direct line
SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy
SEX in a hurry- Insure & go
SEX with your boyfriend - standard life
SEX with a transvestite- confused .com
SEX with some one different - go compare . com
SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com
SEX with a fat bird - More Than
SEX on the back seat - Sheila's wheels
SEX with an o.a.p- saga
SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com
SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
SEX with a sailor - Admiral
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SEX in the back of an old Vauxhall - Aviva