Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: RobTheRover on April 06, 2011, 10:35:23 am
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Right, on the assumption no-one apart from us sickos reads the Off Topic forum, here's a test...
Whilst I am a cat-lover (no Cussy, not like that) I found THIS (http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html) incredibly funny.
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And THIS (http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html) is my personal favourite, having typed out many responses like that before bottling-out on the SEND button.
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Brilliant!! I love how his mind works and i've worked with a few just like him. Give me his sort any day of the week.
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I wonder if he has ever considered supporting an over-achieving pub side, plying its trade in the English second tier? I'll email him.
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f**king hilarious. How did she stay so calm?
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Sorry Rob, but I can't find even a snippet of humour in that. I couldn't read past the first comment having had one of my cats run over last thursday night it's just a tad too raw. :(
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Speaking as someone who ran his own cat over (dont ask) I know where you are coming from, and I feel your pain, Debs.
It was more the increasingly ridiculous responses I found funny. I also thought there was something very British about it, the \"find humour in the darkest corners\" mentality, even though the bloke is a convict from Adelaide.
MAybe you'd like the second one better, or maybe even THIS (http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html) one? No cats are missing in this one, I promise.
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Speaking as someone who ran his own cat over (dont ask) I know where you are coming from, and I feel your pain, Debs.
It was more the increasingly ridiculous responses I found funny. I also thought there was something very British about it, the \"find humour in the darkest corners\" mentality, even though the bloke is a convict from Adelaide.
MAybe you'd like the second one better, or maybe even THIS (http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html) one? No cats are missing in this one, I promise.
Although it does mention the joys of riding on a cat if you're a bit on the short side:laugh:
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I've got two cats, one is ace and I like him. The other is a t**t and I can't stand him. Anyway, i've tried to run over him on my drive a few times but he is just too quick and dodges the car. So i played it crafty, I pretended to be nice to him and gave him a cuddle and got in my car with him in my arms. I left my door open and leaned out and tried to chock the cat under the wheel, but as I let the foot brake off I slipped out of the car and ran over my own head, Brian Harvey style (From East 17 fame and not Jordans fat kid).
Anyway, I now eat my snap through a straw from the cats bowl, whilst that little bas**rd watches me.
When I regain the use of my legs, i'm gonna catch that bas**rd and put him in the microwave with a spoon in his pocket. What could possibly go wrong with that idea?
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My cat Jonson (pictured in avatar) is a good sort but sadly much prefers the company of my missus. On the other hand, next door's cat Roger doesn't like anyone apart from me.
Complete madness.
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Roger Johnson? Isn't he a toggerist?
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That website had me in stitches. (There isn't a smiley on here for crying with laughter, so the crying one will have to do :cry: )
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They're all funny as fcuk! :laugh:
http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html
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Absolutely hilarious, Mrs JD has 3 cats and my parrot pecks the shit out of them.
... not literally you understand!! :sick:
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Absolutely hilarious, Mrs JD has 3 cats and my parrot pecks the shit out of them.
... not literally you understand!! :sick:
*Insert obvious 'three pussies and one pecker' joke of your own choice here*