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Title: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 21, 2011, 07:31:57 am
Put it this way, the bookies didn't seem too interested in taking bets yesterday when I offered £1000 that it wouldn't.
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: RobTheRover on May 21, 2011, 07:35:23 am
Its nearly tomorrow in Australia, so it will have to be quite soon.
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Barmby Rover on May 21, 2011, 08:05:35 am
6 pm no matter where you are according to the Today programme (Radio 4), so it must be right. The guy is refusing apppointments for tomorrow to answer any questions as he says they will not exist. He is going to be gutted when the sun rises again!
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: donnyjay on May 21, 2011, 08:56:22 am
Just in case the world does end may I take this opportunity to say how much I've enjoyed reading everybody's views and thoughts on Rovers and everything else over the last few years.

You're all like family to me now and hopefully there's a little corner of paradise set aside for all of us to get together. I'd even welcome Carling with a loving hug.



If however we're all still here next week then I'm going back to being an atheist who thinks you're all a set of bummers.
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 21, 2011, 09:00:23 am
Bugger, just realized it's my wedding anniversary. If I don't go and get her a card quick it might as well be the end of the world for me. :ohmy:
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Filo on May 21, 2011, 09:34:55 am
I`m gonna hold back on cutting the grass, if i`m still here tomorrow, i`ll cut it then
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: coventryrover on May 21, 2011, 12:04:22 pm
Boo! In Australia, the world's pit canary on end-of-world dates, it's already the 22nd. That said, the Lord works on American time. Testify!  (Danny Baker)
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Filo on May 21, 2011, 12:12:28 pm
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Boo! In Australia, the world's pit canary on end-of-world dates, it's already the 22nd. That said, the Lord works on American time. Testify!  (Danny Baker)



b*llocks! does that mean i`ll have to go and get some petrol for the lawnmower now?
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Sandy Lane on May 21, 2011, 02:42:40 pm
Why is it that the nuts always come from the US??  Errr, don't answer that....

But the good news mind, is that we won't have to watch Ashton Kutcher on Two and a Half Men. ;)  (Sorry all over the news here...ughhhh)
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Barmby Rover on May 21, 2011, 06:50:07 pm
Damn me, I have gone and spent everything............and I'm still here! Wait till I see this jumped up American jerk!
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: RedJ on May 21, 2011, 11:19:35 pm
It all seems to be kicking off..

Yes, their most active, but still.. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/05/21/world/main20065047.shtml)

Then there's this.. (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0003kwv.php)

And finally.. (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0003kw5.php)
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Viking Don on May 22, 2011, 12:24:13 am
Crikey, two earthquakes AND a volcano in Iceland erupting? Was this fella sure that it wasn't the beginning of the world he was forecasting and we'll all live in peace and harmony from now on?

I think he was pretty old, so maybe he just died, in which case his predictions were spot on.

I'm sure they'll come a time when everyone finally realises that there is no God and if there was he wouldn't have chosen the Jews above everyone else. But that really, there is no God. You'd think it would be pretty obvious to folk that Rome created their church so they could control that gang of hoodlums called christians, but hey ho, they've done a fantastic job in fooling so many people all over the world, why stop now?

I believe in Santa me.
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: donnyjay on May 22, 2011, 12:36:01 am
I'm not surprised Judgement Day has been postponed, the main man's got other things on his plate at the minute.

http://celebrity.aol.co.uk/2011/05/21/arnold-schwarzenegger-mistress/
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Viking Don on May 22, 2011, 12:42:42 am
Hehe, lets hope that time he really won't be back.
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: RedJ on May 22, 2011, 09:41:00 am
Personally I was hoping the Tooth Fairy was going to show her face. The bitch owes me for that final tooth. That's right, ye old cow, I remember!
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Barmby Rover on May 22, 2011, 07:34:56 pm
Still young enough to be worrying about milk teeth? ;)
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: not on facebook on May 22, 2011, 07:51:57 pm
i take my hat off to the chap or sect that has the foresight
to try and scam cash from the joe public.

its all clear it what they say even down to that bit
where should the world not end and you question us then you are not
a beliver.got all their conners covered.

what worrys me thou is the amount of crackpots that will fall
for this scam and hand over cash willy nilly like,as their the
ones that are a danger to society.
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Filo on May 24, 2011, 06:32:28 pm
Don`t worry we`ve got another 5 months, he dropped a bollock with his calculations!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: jucyberry on May 24, 2011, 08:43:04 pm
No sympathy here for the mung beans wandering round bleating financial hardship now. What kind of prat believes such a load of old kack?

I know there are many praise the lord and halleluja types in the States but ffs, how bloody gormeless can some people get?

As for the silly old phart at the center of this load of nonsence well ..As it's a move and I sue you culture over there perhaps some one should claim for false profit-isim...lol
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: RedJ on May 24, 2011, 08:46:12 pm
:laugh: get yer coat, JB.
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Filo on May 24, 2011, 09:01:32 pm
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No sympathy here for the mung beans wandering round bleating financial hardship now. What kind of prat believes such a load of old kack?

I know there are many praise the lord and halleluja types in the States but ffs, how bloody gormeless can some people get?

As for the silly old phart at the center of this load of nonsence well ..As it's a move and I sue you culture over there perhaps some one should claim for false profit-isim...lol


Are you saying this bloke has still not got his calculations right, do I buy for Christmas or not?
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: jucyberry on May 25, 2011, 06:33:44 pm
I think you can safely hit Primarni in October and lose the recipts filo.... ;)
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Filo on May 25, 2011, 06:52:00 pm
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I think you can safely hit Primarni in October and lose the recipts filo.... ;)


I would but I gave all my money and possesions away thinking we would n`t be here now! :cry:
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: jucyberry on May 25, 2011, 07:17:37 pm
Lol, in that case, who got your season ticket?.... :laugh:
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Filo on May 25, 2011, 07:21:04 pm
Decided to keep that, just in case :P
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: jucyberry on May 25, 2011, 07:27:32 pm
Filo, you are wonderful, you do make me smile... :laugh:
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: Filo on May 25, 2011, 07:30:32 pm
Quote from: \"jucyberry\" post=158810
Filo, you are wonderful, you do make me smile... :laugh:
:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: jucyberry on May 25, 2011, 08:39:58 pm
Aww ain't you just the cutest thing when you blush........ :woot:
Title: Re: What time is the world supposed to end today?
Post by: RoversDave on May 26, 2011, 04:21:33 am
That's ketchup from his cheeseburger :evil: