Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: jucyberry on June 12, 2011, 06:01:32 pm
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A middle aged man goes for his annual checkup. While there he asks the doc about those new Viagra pills.
Doc gives him a sample pack and sends him on his way. When he arrives home he notices that is about an hour before his wife comes home, so he pops out a little blue pill and takes it. He then leans back and relaxes while waiting the magic pill to do it its thing.
When he opens his eyes he notices that his wifes parrot has wandered over and eaten all the remaining little blue pills. In a panic he decides to place the bird in the freezer to cool him down. About now his pill is working and in walks his wife. He takes her to the bedroom where they make love for 2 hours
As he pauses it dawns on him he forgot the parrot and he runs to the frezzer. Opens the door and there stands the parrot with feathers all mussed and sweat dripping off his beak. The amazed man asks \"What happened to you\"
To which the parrot responds \" Do you have any idea how hard it is to pry open the legs on a frozen turkey??\"