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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: DRFC-PERKINS on July 12, 2011, 12:47:30 pm

Title: To lighten the mood.
Post by: DRFC-PERKINS on July 12, 2011, 12:47:30 pm

Since the weather today is pants and everyone seems to be moaning about ticket prices or constant injury lists, I thought i'd make a topic for some jokes, classics or new ones, all welcome.

I'll start.

-R I P the News of the World, Into small pieces and bin it.

-Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death. Local papers say it was murder on Zidane's floor

Title: Re: To lighten the mood.
Post by: I-was-there1976 on July 12, 2011, 02:40:39 pm

What a fabulous job you did there

Title: Re: To lighten the mood.
Post by: DRFC-PERKINS on July 12, 2011, 02:51:12 pm

Thanks.

Title: Re: To lighten the mood.
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 12, 2011, 03:03:25 pm

Police raided Kermit's lily pad last night and found hundreds of naked pictures of miss Piggy.

They said it was the worst case of frogs porn they'd ever seen

Title: Re: To lighten the mood.
Post by: jonnydog on July 12, 2011, 07:21:38 pm

Quote from: \"DRFC-PERKINS\" post=167345

Since the weather today is pants and everyone seems to be moaning about ticket prices or constant injury lists, I thought i'd make a topic for some jokes, classics or new ones, all welcome.

I'll start.

-R I P the News of the World, Into small pieces and bin it.

-Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death. Local papers say it was murder on Zidane's floor

Excellent!! :laugh:

Title: Re: To lighten the mood.
Post by: DRFC-PERKINS on July 13, 2011, 09:24:42 am

Bentley, nice muppets joke, come on guys and girls.

Title: Re: To lighten the mood.
Post by: RedJ on July 13, 2011, 10:50:02 am

Astronauts are set to begin training at the Keepmoat Stadium next week. Officials commented on how the lack of atmosphere would be perfect for training for the extremes of space :P :chair: