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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: jucyberry on August 22, 2011, 01:28:11 pm
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We have seen some pretty wierd thinga in the news over time, but this has to be for me, one of the wierdest. In an age where breast implants, buttock implants and pumped up lips are almost the norm, this one has to be out there with one of the most, well words fail me actually.
I can kind of understand why some women want to have a cup size or two larger boobs,(tho not the Jordan abominations) but the thought of any man being vain enough to have chest and stomach contouring, on a portly little body is beyond me..
He looks like a flaccid ninja turtle... pmsl.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2028752/Celebrity-Big-Brother-2011-Darryn-Lyons-phony-washboard-stomach.html
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My oh my! Oh thats cheered me up!! But......why??? He'd look so much better without that..er...alteration:ohmy:
Each to there own I suppose... I'd prefer a man with a six pack of bud than a washboard stomach, but thats possibly because I'm no oil painting myself :laugh:
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ooh, but this also reminds me that I was reading about the alicia douvall (or whatever her name is)in the paper on sunday and now that is crazy surgery addiction!!! however she reckons she is now \"cured\" .....she looked so much better before. I think I'd be too scared to have surgery...you can bet I'd end up looking like a trout or with a frozen face......give me another 10 years and it might be a different story hahaha
XXamandaXX
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And worse still it's hairless too. :sick:
Not too struck on the muscled look personally.. and If I had been that picture would have scarred me for life, funny tho isn't it. :lol:
I can never understand the need to radically alter your self in such a way, very few people are born perfect and yes we live in a society that demands perfection, but I'm glad I'm imperfect. I'm not a drone, I'm me, take or leave it.. what a bland world it would be if everyone was the same.
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Looking good........
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All very well Jucy, but where would we (DRFC that is) be without cosmetic surgery?
I give thanks every day to those egocentric celebrities who have provided JR with his millions that he promptly pumps into the club.
That is why I have a poster of Melnda Messenger on my bedroom ceiling, and for no other reason;)
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Ah yes, I can see why you would like Melinda ahem..... beaming down at you lol..
and yup I can praise the fact that there are people who want to alter themselves as it has been as you say a massive blessing.. But I still don't get why they want to do it.
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Right then JB and XXamandaXX (is that a Greek/Russian Orthodox name by the way?) here's my thought process:
JB...I've said it before and I'll say it again. I would. That face pic alone and the teasing of the chest area is enough to cause a semi on any male.
XXamandaXX.....Now you look quite full bodied in comparison to your head, but, and to rebuff your 'I'm no oil painting' claim, there is beauty in every woman and trust me CR will find it.....even if I have to roll you in plain flour.
I like the 6 pack of beer too girls, but one must keep a level of fitness to aid performance and stamina in the bedroom area of the house. FYI I'm running the Derwent Water Trail Race a week on Saturday (First 8k up-hill and the other 7 down dale) and at the mo I'm in decent shape.
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Humm, I wonder if Amanda is aware of your allure? That tempting combination of winsome boyishness and kinky pervert...it's a killer :thumbsup:
Course if it fails, theres always your toffee hammer.... :ohmy:
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Chicks love it JB, unlike me, not everyone can swan about like Juan Sheet.
By the way, I could see myself watching a bit of Russian Albino-Amputee Frankie with you, with a Showaddywaddy medley in the background. Who says Romance is dead
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:laugh: rolled in plain flour....oh how tempting :laugh:
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and at the mo I'm in decent shape.
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z72/dagenhamrover/Pear.jpg)
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Have one of the chicks on here being showing you pictures of my sparra, cos that is an identical match in shape, colour and even the tip