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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: jucyberry on January 08, 2012, 07:33:17 pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
Ronald Reagan:
What chicken ?
Sigmund Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road, reveals your underlying sexual insecurity !
Saeed Al Sahaf, Iraqi Chief of Information:
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken !
John Lennon:
Imagine there's no traffic, no cars too ......
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace oooh .. hooo ......
Grand Dad:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough !
Karl Marx:
It was an historic inevitability
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Jean Paul Sartre:
I do not believe that either the chicken or the road exists.
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Why did the semen cross the road ?
Because it was the first w**k i'd had for 2 weeks.